A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Melbourne. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a devon sandwich!!" The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal." The trucker replies, "Listen Darlin, I ain't horny, I'm homesick."
2006-09-16 02:59:05 · 11 answers · asked by EL Big Ed 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
another good one
2006-09-16 03:02:23 · answer #1 · answered by badDoug 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha!Ha!
2006-09-16 10:18:13 · answer #2 · answered by Lead, not Follow. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha oh my On the road again, I just can't wait to stop driving now pfft lol â¥
2006-09-17 04:29:58 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That's a goodie. LOL.
Have a great day!
2006-09-18 11:47:58 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2006-09-16 10:00:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2006-09-16 10:25:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Home Sick and misses his wife and her cooking ??
2006-09-16 10:06:31 · answer #7 · answered by tadertotretard 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-09-16 10:14:47 · answer #8 · answered by justme 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh? is tis suppose to be a riddle or joke....? omg! i dun get it...
2006-09-16 10:01:54 · answer #9 · answered by dada 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
ok
2006-09-16 10:02:00 · answer #10 · answered by Malibu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋