A murderer, imprisoned for life, broke free after 15 years and was on the run. He broke into a house and tied up the young couple he found in the bedroom; the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife to the bed. The helpless husband watched him get on the bed, straddle his wife and start to nuzzle her neck. His wife started to move her head violently, at which the man got up and left the room.
The husband squirmed the chair across the room to his young wife and hissed, "Darling, I saw him kissing you. He probably hasn't seen a woman in years. Please cooperate. If he wants to have sex, just go along with it and even pretend you like it. Whatever you do don't fight him or make him mad. Our lives may depend on it!"
"Darling," the wife said, spitting out her gag. "I'm so relieved you feel that way. He wasn't kissing me, he was whispering to me. He told me he thinks you're really cute and asked if we kept the Vaseline in the bathroom."
2006-09-16 03:02:42 · 9 answers · asked by EL Big Ed 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ooohh!! LOL. Sauce for the Goose is sauce for the Gander! LOL.
2006-09-18 04:46:44 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep the jokes coming . the good funny jokes lol
2006-09-16 03:28:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
al right another good one
2006-09-16 03:13:02 · answer #3 · answered by badDoug 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one is good.
2006-09-16 03:12:18 · answer #4 · answered by justme 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha but its kinda old ♥
2006-09-16 21:25:24 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-09-16 04:53:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-09-16 03:06:38 · answer #7 · answered by Taste the rainbow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, touche'
2006-09-16 11:09:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice!
2006-09-16 03:41:57 · answer #9 · answered by thomas A 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋