All categories - 14 September 2006

Willys cynical thought for the fugging day,

Don't be so humble - you are not that fawking great!

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says "Sisters, you all led such wonderful lives that I'm granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you want to be."

The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren." and *poof* she's gone.

The second says, "I want to be Madonna." and *poof* she's gone.

The third says, "I want to be Alberta Pipalini." St. Peter looks perplexed.

"Who?" he says."

Alberta Pipalini." replies the nun.

St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell."

The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter. He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says. "No sister, the paper says it was the 'Alberta Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months." BWAAA-HA-HA-HA

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2006-09-14 16:33:10 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

the chorus goes something like 'ummm I like it like that' dirty rap s ong from like 2-3 years ago??? Please help! Thank you in advance :)

2006-09-14 16:32:59 · 5 answers · asked by Andrea T 1 in Music

also, do you think he is a jew

2006-09-14 16:32:49 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

i love the stock market, money and best yet i belive i have been born with the managment bone, i also love all aspects of the stock market and investments please what do you think am i MBA material

2006-09-14 16:32:43 · 4 answers · asked by alex v 1 in Higher Education (University +)

Ozzie Guillen, Jerry Reinsdorf, the White Sox, the Cubs, the Chicago Bears, Woody Paige, Mike Wilbon, or Tony Kornheiser

http://www.jaythejoke.com/blog.html

2006-09-14 16:32:41 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

what are the effects on the childern in the projects

2006-09-14 16:32:40 · 1 answers · asked by keylowlow2000 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

excited about them. I want to start doing things for others. I have the ideas(maybe big ideas)but no means, or money..I get depressed, exhausted, restless. I m divorced with 2 adult children who have their own lives..I want to get started and give to society.

2006-09-14 16:32:39 · 8 answers · asked by princess of the sea 1 in Mental Health

I've only had the mocha, but I think that stuff is awesome...may one day save the world!

Ok...I did get carried away, but it's good!

2006-09-14 16:32:39 · 11 answers · asked by kojak0527 4 in Polls & Surveys

hi,my name is Sia and i am 26 year old female and straight...ive been disconneccted from everything.i believe in God but i feel like my faith has let me down.ive been feeling really down and worried on and off for the past four years(long term) and perhaps since april(short term) an havent been able to lift or stay lifted and was wondering whats wrong with me.Im a nice,compassionated,honest sweet girl who is searching for some friends to connect with and that i can talk to anytime about everything espcially how i feel from day to day and to have fun with.im also hoping to connect with some open,understading attractive males to accept me for me and help me become stronger as a individual.I have been shattered since loosing my father four years ago.ive had hard time keeping up with things and moving on from day to day.For me this was the most tramatic thing to happen in my life or childhood and has cause me to be withdrawn, seriously unhapp,depressed,angry..somebody help me.

2006-09-14 16:32:38 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health

I...I noticed her long, flowing coat of hair, and beautiful, glistening legs. I love the way she walks, and communicates. I just don't know how to ask this, but I think I'm in love with....my neighbor's dog

2006-09-14 16:32:30 · 21 answers · asked by PTG 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

I have just break up with my boyfriend, and i can not foret him. then now i just forout that i got his baby, anh i tel him and he ask mi to AB it... as if i give birth we will all suffer....

But i really want the baby but i am very very scare... i dun know what to do.... how? is it the best if i and the baby end our life here? I feel like maybe i should end my life so i will have to worry anymore... How i am really scare not sure what to do...

How? should i keep the baby or Dun keep the baby or should i just end my life with the baby with mi?....

I am lost.... What should i do?

2006-09-14 16:32:30 · 15 answers · asked by Fen 2 in Adolescent

I am 37 weeks pregnant. the doctor has prescribed zantec for my heartburn and I also add mayloxx before bed. I still get heart burn!!! anything else safe to take during pregnancy? i gave up on tums and rolaids long ago!

2006-09-14 16:32:24 · 11 answers · asked by mommy of 3 boys 3 in Pregnancy

2006-09-14 16:32:24 · 6 answers · asked by TR 1 in Niagara Falls

I have been on them for a few weeks I am not that far along and they make me so sick. I always feel sick to my stomach is this okay?

2006-09-14 16:32:22 · 11 answers · asked by swtkisses1818 1 in Women's Health

When I try some of my emails I have to scroll from left to right. I have my screen width set on default settings. I feel if could hide my folders on the left side of my inbox I would not have to scroll from left to right on some e-mails

2006-09-14 16:32:19 · 6 answers · asked by Ronnie R 2 in Internet

Or do you only critique the brush strokes, the paints chosen, and the techniques used? Do you feel the need to break everything in this life down to scientific and cold descriptions? Do you see the beauty or just the science behind it?

2006-09-14 16:32:14 · 22 answers · asked by Debra M. Wishing Peace To All 7 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-09-14 16:32:13 · 3 answers · asked by bitemeifucancatchme 1 in Home Schooling

2006-09-14 16:32:12 · 4 answers · asked by Chris M 2 in Other - Science

2006-09-14 16:32:11 · 4 answers · asked by dertted1 1 in Careers & Employment

I've always wanted to become a psychiatrist more like a child psychiatrist about how long will i be in college for if i want to get a ph.d. How much will it cost to become a psychiatrist. how long for any other field of psychiatry.

2006-09-14 16:32:09 · 6 answers · asked by Ashley James 1 in Higher Education (University +)

2006-09-14 16:32:07 · 15 answers · asked by brandylita 2 in History

2006-09-14 16:32:05 · 19 answers · asked by becky w 1 in Singles & Dating

At what time was the Injil or Gospel lost? Also, the time frame between Jesus to Muhammed was about 600 yrs, why would Allah let the people go about w/o a guide?

2006-09-14 16:32:04 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

and hurts them if I have sex with them, My dr. said it was very rare, and had to be some kind of hormone inbalance, I know you think I'm lying but this is serious, now I know how women must feel having triple DDD's, if theirs anyone out there experiencing the same problem can you tell me how to cope.

2006-09-14 16:31:59 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Skin & Body

2006-09-14 16:31:57 · 15 answers · asked by renlim 1 in Pregnancy

2006-09-14 16:31:54 · 6 answers · asked by glad to help ^-^ 2 in Singles & Dating

The first year i work I will pay 36% in tax, plus student loans, so more of my money goes to the US government than myself???
Am I thinking about this correctly?

2006-09-14 16:31:53 · 17 answers · asked by t c 3 in Government

List the areas of significance and describe it's importance. Thanks!

2006-09-14 16:31:52 · 5 answers · asked by sTaRz 1 in Homework Help

I think she's smoooookin!

HOT HOT HOT!!!!!!!!1

2006-09-14 16:31:47 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I log into AOL goldrush (using my aol screenname and password) and I go to the game page and click on "play game." A screen opens up that shows some rock wall formation, has all the little bars on the left, and the different round numbers on the top. I cannot click on any of the bars on the left or the numbers at the top of the page. Is this rock formation supposed to be some clue? Where can I find the first question? I am so confused, but I really want to play this game! Does this have somethng to do with the fact taht I have dialup and no DSL???

2006-09-14 16:31:42 · 1 answers · asked by glddstgpsy26 3 in Video & Online Games