All categories - 5 September 2006

fantastic letters

One person wrote a letter to his wife,

Dear Sweet Heart
I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You're my sweetheart


His wife replied back after some days to her husband:


Dearest sweetheart
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.
1. Milk man was agreed on 2 kisses
2. Teacher agreed on 7 kisses
3. Our house owner is coming every day and taking two or three
kisses of mine
4. Vegetable and food shop keeper was not agreeing
with kisses only, so I have given some other items to him...........
5. Others 40 kisses
Please don't worry for me, I have balance 35 kisses and I hope I can
complete this month.
Shall I plan same way for next months, Please advise?????????

Your Sweet Heart

2006-09-05 01:57:07 · 12 answers · asked by sorena 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-05 01:57:07 · 2 answers · asked by simba 1 in Movies

2006-09-05 01:57:05 · 10 answers · asked by billy t 1 in Wrestling

Here's one I have a long time. If you travel at the speed of light and you have a flashlight wich you turn on, what speed will have the light of the flashlight? Could you actualy see it?

2006-09-05 01:57:04 · 11 answers · asked by ionutnespus 1 in Astronomy & Space

2006-09-05 01:57:04 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

2006-09-05 01:56:57 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Denmark

2006-09-05 01:56:42 · 8 answers · asked by coolgal12 2 in Vegetarian & Vegan

♥I have the greatest best friend in the world♥

2006-09-05 01:56:35 · 21 answers · asked by ♥ Luveniar♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

Find the area of a six sided regular polygon inscribed inside a circle. The circles diameter is 5. Show all steps.

2006-09-05 01:56:34 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

2006-09-05 01:56:34 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Am I within my rights to complain about construction work being carried out opposite my house? They are starting at 7 o'clock in the morning and it is very loud. Any advice would be grateful!

2006-09-05 01:56:27 · 34 answers · asked by serenie 1 in Other - Home & Garden

Bouillion cube or powder form, not ready made liquid.

2006-09-05 01:56:26 · 4 answers · asked by koak 1 in Cooking & Recipes

I was told by my doctor to start checking my cervix for mucus. Hubby & I have been TTC for sometime now, I have been checking my CM, now for about 3 months. This month it is different. It seems like everytime I check it's clear & stretch. I though this was only to be when you were Ovulating. I can't be Ovulating for almost a week 1/2 , can i? I thought it only lasted a few days. The CM started out as it did every other month, dry for a day or two after my A/F and then white & lotion like, then changed to the clear, slippery, stretch CM. I had my last period on Aug. 14th &?I cycle every 29 days. I should have Ovulated around the 29th. Which is when the clear, slippery, stretchy stuff occurred, but it hasn't really gone away. there was one day when I was kinda dry & had really no CM, then it changed to milky, watery whitish CM and now it is clear and stretch again. There is not a lot of this but there is enough to notice it when checking CM. I had sex every since the last day

2006-09-05 01:56:13 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Trying to Conceive

Light required sufficiant to play bowls

2006-09-05 01:56:09 · 2 answers · asked by JOHN 1 in Other - Sports

2006-09-05 01:56:03 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - General Health Care

Does any one have any idea what the difference between the two of these are? My dentist mentioned one or the other would have to be done...is it painful (either)?

2006-09-05 01:56:00 · 7 answers · asked by Niffer 6 in Dental

hi i am 14 years onl and been ridinh for 6 years i was wondering d u no where i could loan or share a pony in berkshire aria it would be great to hear form u xxxxx

2006-09-05 01:55:56 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Pets

This man in his late 50's is a doctor right across my new home.He used to have a crush on my mum years ago before she married my dad, and now he is calling me. He is a quiet person, who smokes way too much, and makes suggestive remarks. He isnt a family friend, what should i do? It scares me.

2006-09-05 01:55:52 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law Enforcement & Police

my mate jacqui says that this means I am slag and that all the boys will want to hold my hand now.......

2006-09-05 01:55:51 · 15 answers · asked by jonny_nowhere 2 in Pregnancy

2006-09-05 01:55:50 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Internet

2006-09-05 01:55:43 · 4 answers · asked by happyinac5 1 in Philadelphia

2006-09-05 01:55:32 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Higher Education (University +)

2006-09-05 01:55:23 · 38 answers · asked by sooopamodel 2 in Cats

mine is Hawthorne Heights

2006-09-05 01:55:12 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-09-05 01:54:57 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If you aren't, can you submit a ticket complaning about it's "heavier traffic?" Ten points to whoever can.
(Must provide yourself w/ a username&link to username as well....)

2006-09-05 01:54:48 · 2 answers · asked by Why Does It Do That? 1 in Internet

2006-09-05 01:54:45 · 13 answers · asked by chrissy 1 in Diet & Fitness

i have notice other women have mentioned a, wat I am assuming is, a vibrator. Apparently it is a big success for most. I live in small town on east coast of Australia. Does anyone know if they are available here or where I could order one?

2006-09-05 01:54:26 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Tiger DIrect is offering a barebones system which features a pentium D 840 3.2Ghz processor. I have always been an AMD person. In order for me to buy an AMD 64 X2 processor, it would cost me over $100 more. I am not a gamer, so would the pentium D be ok? I know AMD x2 is better than Intel's pentium D but does it really matter since I am not into gaming. I will be doing video streaming, music editing, watching DVD's, software development, database work and multimedia. I will have 1ghz of RAM because I have to have a have many programs open at one time.

So, in conclusion, unless a person is into gaming, would the pentium D 840 3.20Ghz suffice without any noticable differences? Right now I have an AMD athlon thunderbird 1.4Ghz. Again, I am an AMD person but I can't pass up a P-d 3.20Ghz barebones system for $199

Any thoughts would be appreciated. Feel free to recommend an AMD processor that is a little more inexpensive.

2006-09-05 01:54:20 · 9 answers · asked by Mikey 2 in Desktops

i started a diet 2 weeks ago which contains only fruits, vegetables, pulses ,beans, yoghurt. (i m a vegetarian)i use very small quantity of oil when preparing food. i m loosing weight but i want to know if the diet is healthy or not? pls guide me.

2006-09-05 01:54:13 · 13 answers · asked by ISHA 2 in Diet & Fitness