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fantastic letters

One person wrote a letter to his wife,

Dear Sweet Heart
I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You're my sweetheart


His wife replied back after some days to her husband:


Dearest sweetheart
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.
1. Milk man was agreed on 2 kisses
2. Teacher agreed on 7 kisses
3. Our house owner is coming every day and taking two or three
kisses of mine
4. Vegetable and food shop keeper was not agreeing
with kisses only, so I have given some other items to him...........
5. Others 40 kisses
Please don't worry for me, I have balance 35 kisses and I hope I can
complete this month.
Shall I plan same way for next months, Please advise?????????

Your Sweet Heart

2006-09-05 01:57:07 · 12 answers · asked by sorena 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

haha :)

2006-09-05 02:12:51 · answer #1 · answered by JT 4 · 0 0

expensive Dad, i think obliged to remind you that i'm quite having situation to make ends meet. With abode own loan, utility charges, groceries and the maintenance of , it pains me to request for a improve. As your front place of work supervisor, i might like an increment of only $one hundred a week, not greater. you could shop the tax money on the initiating of the 365 days. i'm hoping you will evaluate my request intently. I promise to make it up by way of working smarter and greater durable. thank you. Your daughter, xxx

2016-12-14 18:33:42 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

really a good one 10 pts

2006-09-05 02:27:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A kiss to you.

2006-09-05 03:02:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Who said all you need is love, eh?



tee-hee

2006-09-05 01:59:57 · answer #5 · answered by JustLynn 6 · 0 0

Awww, that should really hurt him bad .

2006-09-05 02:06:16 · answer #6 · answered by alloy 4 · 0 0

OOOOH! Ouch! Good one!

2006-09-05 02:00:24 · answer #7 · answered by MotherBear1975 6 · 0 0

excellent i love it got any more

2006-09-05 03:00:21 · answer #8 · answered by angel 36 6 · 0 0

Heard it already........... of course, ever green joke.....hahahaha...

2006-09-05 03:11:24 · answer #9 · answered by Electric 7 · 0 0

your funny

2006-09-05 02:01:42 · answer #10 · answered by kurotenshi 3 · 0 0

WOW!!!It's cool...i love it!!!!!send more....

2006-09-05 02:49:02 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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