Psalms of America
George Bush is my shepherd,
I shall not want,
He leadeth me beside the still factories,
He restoreth my doubt in American politics.
He guideth me to the path of unemployment,
He anointeth my wages with freeze,
So my expenses runneth over my income,
Surely poverty and hard living shall follow his
administration.
5000 years ago Moses said "Pack your camel,
pick up your shevel, mount your *** and I shall lead
you to the Promise land."
5000 years later, Franklin Roosevelt said, "Lay down
your shovel, sit on your *** and light up a Camel,
this is the Promise land."
Today, George Bush will tax your shovel, sell your
camel, kick your *** and tell you that the Promise
Land is in Japan.
P.S. I'm glad I'm an American, I'm glad I'm free, but
I wish I was a dog and george Bush was a tree.
2006-09-01
01:25:32
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