Psalms of America
George Bush is my shepherd,
I shall not want,
He leadeth me beside the still factories,
He restoreth my doubt in American politics.
He guideth me to the path of unemployment,
He anointeth my wages with freeze,
So my expenses runneth over my income,
Surely poverty and hard living shall follow his
administration.
5000 years ago Moses said "Pack your camel,
pick up your shevel, mount your *** and I shall lead
you to the Promise land."
5000 years later, Franklin Roosevelt said, "Lay down
your shovel, sit on your *** and light up a Camel,
this is the Promise land."
Today, George Bush will tax your shovel, sell your
camel, kick your *** and tell you that the Promise
Land is in Japan.
P.S. I'm glad I'm an American, I'm glad I'm free, but
I wish I was a dog and george Bush was a tree.
2006-09-01 01:25:32 · 5 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So True!! Well Versed...Totally Agree!!
Better Yet I Wish He Was A Dog So I Could Neuter Him!!!LOL!!!
2006-09-01 01:32:01 · answer #1 · answered by XXSEXY66XX 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The first time I saw this was during the LBJ - Barry Goldwater Presidenetial race. It has been reborn (and rewritten slightly) for every Presidental race since then. It seemed to gather real popularity during the last George Bush's presidency, so I guess you could say "like father, like son."
2006-09-01 01:41:52 · answer #2 · answered by Carlton73 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Weak. Bush lowers taxes people complain. Then they start satying he raised taxes.
Maybe if you weren't so bitter, you could enjoy the good things you have. And if you're upset about injustice, there's plenty of that to solve, among Dems, GOP, Green Party, etc., w/o fabricating things about Bush.
2006-09-01 01:30:27 · answer #3 · answered by Iridium190 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
na don't do this to The Word. not a good thing to do really
2006-09-01 07:23:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoop! LOL. Yes, Ma'am, I agree! LOL.
2006-09-01 06:50:34 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋