All categories - 31 August 2006

Two deaf people get married. During the 1st week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."
The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull mine fifty times."

2006-08-31 20:03:21 · 27 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I just graduated from college and I am building my Graphic Design portfolio however I am having trouble finding ideas? What exactly should I put in it?

2006-08-31 20:03:06 · 7 answers · asked by BIG D 1 in Drawing & Illustration

2006-08-31 20:02:57 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink

Check this out. It will clear up your misconception that you have about Christianity.

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2006-08-31 20:02:38 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

What have you heard about the last name McTaggart?

2006-08-31 20:02:34 · 3 answers · asked by Claire 6 in Other - Ireland

so is it better to take notes or use a highlighter? or 70% you use highlighter and 30% take notes? If you're a scholar, what do you guys do?

2006-08-31 20:02:32 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Higher Education (University +)

2006-08-31 20:02:22 · 4 answers · asked by bigesh 1 in Decorating & Remodeling

If you have your period back, does that mean you are fertal again?

2006-08-31 20:02:16 · 8 answers · asked by kitty cat 3 in Pregnancy

After 20 years of smoking, I finally quit yesterday. I have tried to quit before, once using the patch and once using the gum, but both times I started smoking again when I stopped using the nictone replacement. This time I quit cold turkey. was doing okay until a few hours ago, now all I want to do is go buy a pack of cigarettes and smoke one. Did you go through this, and if so, how did you keep yourself from smoking when the cravings got bad?

2006-08-31 20:01:53 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - General Health Care

ppl who criticise without sound reasoning and logic certainly are bores.

2006-08-31 20:01:44 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

The local zoo's Ape died so they advertised for someone to dress up as him for a week so they could get a replacement. So this broke starts on the following Monday in his ape outfit and starts to stroll all over his cage. After four days he is getting bored and he decides to swing on an old tyre in the middle of the cage. So he takes a run towards it with all the children watching him outside however as he's about to grab the tyre he slips and falls forward, and lands in the lions cage next door. Where he starts to cry "Oh my god, Oh,my god" Where apon the lion say's "Shut it, do you want us to both get sacked"

2006-08-31 20:01:36 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Car accident when I was 6 years old

2006-08-31 20:01:34 · 13 answers · asked by lockyer03 2 in Psychology

What happened to the beautiful Darlene Ortiz you know the lady that use to be with Ice T and was on his first two album covers?
I know Ice left her for his current lady Coco but what happened to Darlene?

2006-08-31 20:01:20 · 7 answers · asked by southernbound 2 in Celebrities

if you cant think of a movie what type of movie, would you like best

2006-08-31 20:01:13 · 12 answers · asked by The Question Man 2 in Singles & Dating

2006-08-31 20:01:03 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Wrestling

the song says: "its like ninny minmie miney moe how many bitches in the club wanna roll i know you see it, i know you see it"

2006-08-31 20:01:00 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-31 20:01:00 · 4 answers · asked by reynaldo l 1 in Air Travel

2006-08-31 20:00:49 · 29 answers · asked by jim 2 in Religion & Spirituality

6:30 Am, place:trivandrum,kerala,india
can u pls tell any one about my carrer?
will i get a job in software field?

2006-08-31 20:00:43 · 2 answers · asked by Anu 1 in Horoscopes

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There is so much evidence, I dont have enough room here!!

http://www.myspace.com/CONSPIRACYALERT

2006-08-31 20:00:37 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law Enforcement & Police

2006-08-31 20:00:34 · 21 answers · asked by OLIVIA! 1 in Polls & Surveys

I've had signs of pregnancy 4 a month. 2 days B4 I was supposed to get my period, I got cramping n bleeding but it lasted for 2 days & stopped. I'm never early. I thought I got my period n didn't think bout it til the next week when nausea enlarging breasts & sensitivity to smell set in. I researched and found that it could have been implantation bleeding.This week my symptoms aren'tas bad. I feel like my insides are pushing into my ribs, & it is causing pain. Now in my right abdomen by my pelvis I have pain. iT's not sharp, comes and goes. One side of my stomach's bigger than the other. I had headaches today w/nausea, last week I was light headed & dizzy.I haven't had a BFP on a HPT (many brands) On 1 test I couldn't decide if it was an evap or a faint line. I went 2 to the dr for a test, but he didn't listen once I explained my bleeding.I made an apt w/OB 4 mon but they want to reschedule I will retest.If it' tubal or miscarrying can the test be neg?should I wait 2 resched or go ER

2006-08-31 20:00:31 · 4 answers · asked by janiewq 2 in Pregnancy

2006-08-31 20:00:19 · 3 answers · asked by coffee 2 in Words & Wordplay

2006-08-31 20:00:15 · 4 answers · asked by Abigail 2 in Software

whenever we have sex ... she never wants to and always hurts her. why ?

2006-08-31 20:00:11 · 17 answers · asked by trev3202 1 in Women's Health

2006-08-31 20:00:07 · 7 answers · asked by payal d 1 in Primary & Secondary Education

2006-08-31 19:59:57 · 2 answers · asked by Jane C 1 in Singles & Dating

I take enemas most every day and found I feel generally better less joint pain and lower blood pressure, I dont seem to eat as much when I eat , and my weight to stay more stable, I took them as a kid and started taking them again about 2 yrs ago.

2006-08-31 19:59:51 · 13 answers · asked by courius 1 in Alternative Medicine