The local zoo's Ape died so they advertised for someone to dress up as him for a week so they could get a replacement. So this broke starts on the following Monday in his ape outfit and starts to stroll all over his cage. After four days he is getting bored and he decides to swing on an old tyre in the middle of the cage. So he takes a run towards it with all the children watching him outside however as he's about to grab the tyre he slips and falls forward, and lands in the lions cage next door. Where he starts to cry "Oh my god, Oh,my god" Where apon the lion say's "Shut it, do you want us to both get sacked"
2006-08-31
20:01:36
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