The boss of a big company who needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers, dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whisper. “Hello.” “Is your Daddy Home?” he asked. “Yes,” whispered the small voice. “May I talk with him?” The child whispered, “No.” Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, “Is your Mommy there?” “Yes.” “May I talk to her?” Again the small voice whispered, “No.” Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, “Is anybody else there?” “Yes,” whispered the child, “A policeman.” Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee’s home, the boss asked, “ May I speaks with the policeman?” “No, He’s busy,” whispered the child. “Bust doing what?” “Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman,” came the whispered answer.
2006-08-30
21:22:23
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