The boss of a big company who needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers, dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whisper. “Hello.” “Is your Daddy Home?” he asked. “Yes,” whispered the small voice. “May I talk with him?” The child whispered, “No.” Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, “Is your Mommy there?” “Yes.” “May I talk to her?” Again the small voice whispered, “No.” Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, “Is anybody else there?” “Yes,” whispered the child, “A policeman.” Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee’s home, the boss asked, “ May I speaks with the policeman?” “No, He’s busy,” whispered the child. “Bust doing what?” “Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman,” came the whispered answer.
2006-08-30 21:22:23 · 18 answers · asked by mizbehavingirl 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
. Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone the boss asked, “What is that noise?” “A Hello-copper” answered the whispering voice. “What is going on there?” Asked the boss, now alarmed. In an awed whispering voice the child answered, “The search team just landed the hello-copper.” Alarmed, concerned, and even more than just a little frustrated the boss asked, “What are they searching for?” Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle: “ME”
2006-08-30 21:22:53 · update #1
i had NO idea where you were going with that until the end!!!
2006-08-31 00:36:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAH I have heard it before but that is so funny......reminds me of a neighbours child who was hiding but fell asleep and didn't hear anything going on and the parents had the whole street out looking for him only to find him asleep under the couch
2006-08-31 04:36:31 · answer #2 · answered by Brown Sugar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cowboy Joe! ( a joke for everyone)
A cowboy rides up to a Saloon, goes inside and orders a drink. He`s just about got the glass of whiskey to his lips, when a guy comes running up to the door, and yells "Hey Joe! Your house is burning!"
The man leaps up, runs out and jumps on his horse just as he thinks... "Hey, I don`t have a house."
He goes back in and sits down, and raises the glass to his lips again. Just then a man comes running up to the door and yells "Hey Joe! Your dad has died!"
So he leaps up, runs out, gets on his horse and starts to head down the street when he thinks... "Wait a minute, my dad died years ago."
He goes back to the bar, and sure enough, he`s just about to take a sip of his whis- key when another guys runs up.
"Joe! Con- gratulations! You`ve won the lottery! There`s a pile of money waiting for you down at the post office!"
The cowboy gets up, leaps on the horse, and starts flying towards the post office. He almost gets there when he thinks, "Hey, wait a minute. My name ain`t Joe..."
2006-08-31 05:40:34 · answer #3 · answered by Prince 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha Thats sooo cute.. but poor Mom and dad. lol. Kool Story.. Chimo!
2006-08-31 04:34:06 · answer #4 · answered by valerieishere2004 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Gave me a good giggle thanx. Lol :)
2006-08-31 05:07:19 · answer #5 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good joke but it's old!
2006-08-31 05:02:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I've heard this before, and I love it.
2006-08-31 22:58:44 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny & very cute!
Good one!
2006-08-31 04:28:26 · answer #8 · answered by Kim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL... awe. cute and funny. I just want to see that happen... lol.
2006-08-31 04:26:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol but this one is kinda old sorry â¥
2006-08-31 16:33:10 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋