All categories - 21 August 2006

Meaning the time when you want to be alone and think stuff out.

In the car?

In the bathroom?

In front of the T.V.?

The bedroom?

2006-08-21 02:34:18 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sociology

actually i am the student inthese field so iwanna to know about these field in engineering?

2006-08-21 02:34:18 · 3 answers · asked by awesome s 1 in Engineering

I don't have a modem in my computer and my brother gave me an old us robotics external modem and I downloaded the driver from us robotics (the .inf files) and I pluged everything and I made it my default modem but It still doesn't work the modem is on but I cant hear it dialing and when I dial in the computer It say it didn't recognize it.

2006-08-21 02:34:04 · 3 answers · asked by tmoney58 2 in Add-ons

2006-08-21 02:34:00 · 14 answers · asked by beer030 2 in Ford

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy



OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime


SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.


GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.


LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.


PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.


DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.


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2006-08-21 02:33:56 · 15 answers · asked by sorena 2 in Marriage & Divorce

Mondays for me - I just can't be bothered!

2006-08-21 02:33:52 · 30 answers · asked by Mr X 2 in Careers & Employment

Today is a week since Stormy has been gone,everything that was suggested I have done,even cash reward,I have a theory,let me know wot ye think....
On 3 different occassions Stormy has come home with no collar,they are the good leather kind and only can come off if ye take them off yeself,I think that who ever the person is that has been taking her collar's off is also the same person that may have her right now and this time will not let her go,any ideas???
I've been so depressed and have run out of ideas,any advice would be appreciated.

2006-08-21 02:33:52 · 21 answers · asked by Irish C 1 in Cats

I'm sure alot of you don't even know what I'm talking about.

It was a show about people living in a Moon base, it was on in the seventies I believe. :)

2006-08-21 02:33:50 · 7 answers · asked by Sean 7 in Astronomy & Space

2006-08-21 02:33:46 · 14 answers · asked by rexmania 1 in Investing

She couldnt take it any more
this pain of not knowing
he said he loved her
but the love wasnt showing
Empty nights filled with loneliness
Out with his mates
Each and every night
she sits home and waits
She dozes off
but The swinging of the front gate
jolts her awake
she sits up ready to face her fate
She smells the perfume
As soon as he enters the door
He turns to her and smiles
Another girl another whore
She cant deal with this anymore
the cheating and the lies
the nights out and the other girls
the waiting and the whys
It seems that she cries her self to sleep
more often then not
it seems that the pain
Is all she has got
They fight they struggle
she cries in vain
he was hurting her
this a new kind off pain
Black eye, bruised lip
dignity in shatters
she needs to get away
leaving is all that matters
He's out at work
she packs her case
she looks around
her heart does pace

2 be continued. read the ending in another question thanks!!

2006-08-21 02:33:46 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-08-21 02:33:43 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in BMW

Any ideas? I thought of maybe building a storage building but I doubt that will generate a lot of income. And there are already too many car washes so adding another in my area is out of the question.

2006-08-21 02:33:41 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Small Business

2006-08-21 02:33:31 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I have a 44mm tarp(black) that is used as a holding cage for fish, someone vandalized it with a knife and now there is a 12" rip. How can I seal/patch it? What are good adhesives, etc. Thank YOu

2006-08-21 02:33:28 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Do It Yourself (DIY)

hiii RNG i have a differente question, c'mon don't be angry , i know i'm your favourite brazilian lol xx

2006-08-21 02:33:20 · 35 answers · asked by Samsunnahar 6 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-08-21 02:33:17 · 13 answers · asked by ejaitly 2 in Other - Entertainment

just after some information on where to stay nearby or tips

2006-08-21 02:33:12 · 6 answers · asked by marliboco 2 in Other - Destinations

i have to attend the birthday party of a 7 year old girl tonight, whom i have never met before. what would be the appropriate gift for her?i cannot afford expensive items, i guess something around rs.50-60 will do. plz help...

2006-08-21 02:33:04 · 3 answers · asked by khushi 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

My family pet is a severe dieabetic. Today, more issues have surfaced. She is only 5 years old. Every 4 months I seem to be rushing her to the emergency room at the vet. This morning I was asked what I wanted to do......
Of course I say, give her what ever she needs.
I figure, if she doesn't give up, I can't either.
Is that the right thing to do - or am I being selfish.

2006-08-21 02:33:02 · 20 answers · asked by Michelle P 1 in Cats

2006-08-21 02:32:55 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i had the chance to cheat on my last gf twice, i mean it was no strings attached just sex and no one would no, but i thought she was the one and i turned both down and i felt like an *** for doing it, a month later my gf cheated on me and dumped me, and now i really feel stupid, but now im dating her best friend and she seems ok, anyways i have another chance to cheat no strings, should i do it or what

2006-08-21 02:32:51 · 7 answers · asked by armorefelix 1 in Singles & Dating

Can baby oil make you tan when you get out in the sun, if it does I wonder how long you have to stay in the sun to get tan?

2006-08-21 02:32:49 · 9 answers · asked by girly girl 1 in Skin & Body

2006-08-21 02:32:46 · 19 answers · asked by beanie1635 1 in Men's Health

2006-08-21 02:32:40 · 15 answers · asked by weed822001 1 in Skin & Body

I think without a doubt she was born a man.
Look at the figure, no hips at all and manly vieny arms.
A few of my mates fancy her (him/it) and I think they are either blind or gay.

2006-08-21 02:32:39 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

When he starts up giving me money again he gives me 40 dollars a week and saids he can live with that and he goes to see him like twice a month or even less i have him in court rite now for child support do u think i should just take custody all by myself i have the money to maintain him myself the only reason i ask him for money is cause if he wants to see him he has to help out but i think that my son is not good for him to see his dad one day and not again for another month wat do u think i should do??

2006-08-21 02:32:29 · 11 answers · asked by lola 3 in Family

want specific details on how large the german military was at the start or world war two

2006-08-21 02:32:06 · 2 answers · asked by moonman123 1 in Other - News & Events