ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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2006-08-21 02:33:56 · 15 answers · asked by sorena 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Interesting. Though I've seen a lot of them before.
2006-08-21 04:12:04 · answer #1 · answered by Yada Yada Yada 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My favorites were:
"GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man. "
"DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument."
"HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."
=D
2006-08-21 02:39:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW,thats alot of philosophy there.Ate you chinese?these sound like quotes taken straight from a fortune cookie.And by the way,you already published the first one before,did you not put enough people in a tizzy that you wanted to do it again.LOL Thats great!!Just keep stirin up the pot,i think its hilarious.Good luck God bless:O)
2006-08-21 02:43:53 · answer #3 · answered by melissa_froggies 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have seen this in emails. Thank you for the 2 pts
2006-08-21 02:40:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very nice to see on a Monday morning
2006-08-21 02:38:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Accurate.
2006-08-21 02:52:05 · answer #6 · answered by Jewells 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I disagree with dumb guy + clever woman.... data have surely shown that adult males are happier in marriage than females, so the female could elect to be dumb to bypass into marriage with the guy.
2016-12-11 12:34:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was worth reading keep up the good work
2006-08-21 02:56:58 · answer #8 · answered by ms01 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you wasted your 5 points for this?
2006-08-21 02:39:29 · answer #9 · answered by Sugar_Plumzz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2006-08-21 02:39:27 · answer #10 · answered by SdM 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋