All categories - 19 August 2006

This guy living on the 20th floor in an apartment building go to work in a downtown store. He always went into the elevator on the 20th floor and rode down to the entrance (1st floor). When he came home he always rode the elevator from the entrance and up to the 8th floor. He walked out of the elevator and walked the stairs up to his apartment on the 20th floor.

Why din't he take the elevator all the way up to his apartment at 20th floor?

2006-08-19 23:44:30 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

pls ans me

2006-08-19 23:44:17 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Tennis

2006-08-19 23:44:06 · 5 answers · asked by cutie baby 2 in Primary & Secondary Education

Say the word COW before each word.

1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look


Now say the word COW After each word

1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look


Now say the word COW before AND after each word.

1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look


Now read just the words upwards from the bottom.

1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4- Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look

gotcha...
thats the somethin to love joke of the night
lovin it or hatin it?

2006-08-19 23:43:52 · 9 answers · asked by ♥ HeartStolen ♥ 2 in Jokes & Riddles

anyone know any good topics?
i'm writing a funny poem..

2006-08-19 23:43:46 · 13 answers · asked by wordsofapoet 4 in Homework Help

This guy I like is a scorpio.

2006-08-19 23:43:44 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Astronomy & Space

My husband walked out on me in Easter this year and I contacted the CSA to help me get some financial help towards our daughter. The CSA wrote back and said he should pay £43.97 a week. My ex now says he will quit his job before either I or his daughter gets any money from him.

What should I do?

2006-08-19 23:43:42 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-08-19 23:43:26 · 15 answers · asked by Sanjay M 1 in Environment

2006-08-19 23:43:00 · 11 answers · asked by Harty 1 in Other - Home & Garden

also say what language it's in. Pls don't say anything in asshole language as only you would get it!xxxxxxxxxxxx

2006-08-19 23:42:53 · 10 answers · asked by missy minx 3 in Singles & Dating

2006-08-19 23:42:49 · 6 answers · asked by d s 1 in Other - Education

I've heard it's the symbol of Jew as well, is it?

2006-08-19 23:42:37 · 12 answers · asked by Evening Breeze 1 in Politics

are they good for depressions?any side effects?plz help!

2006-08-19 23:42:32 · 5 answers · asked by jinnie 3 in Other - Health

can i come ??/ lol

for those who r in aus/Nz ...did u went shopping on sunday ?

2006-08-19 23:42:27 · 9 answers · asked by ♥Stargal♥ 2 in Polls & Surveys

it's got to be a spiritual crime to be this wrecked on a sunday morning. Frankly I'm a disgrace.... Can anyone suggest something i could do to repent. I'm a mess.....

2006-08-19 23:42:20 · 13 answers · asked by rudymcsprudey 1 in Anthropology

i really cnat get him out of my head im head over heels!

2006-08-19 23:42:19 · 1 answers · asked by Brit 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-08-19 23:42:15 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

What do you think of lavender, pink , blue or green in pastel shades?

2006-08-19 23:41:56 · 9 answers · asked by moonshadow 1 in Weddings

parents who slap their children in public.

2006-08-19 23:41:42 · 44 answers · asked by Little miss naughty 5 in Parenting

A friend of mine suffered abuse from the age of 5 until he was 14 (he is now 22) his abuser was his step father. He says he forgives his step father, but would never trust him again not even if he was cured. To be frank neither would I trust a paedophile no matter what they had done to be cured. The question is could you? Because ot the extra senative nature of this question i will report all those who leave abusive answers. Please only sensible answers for this sensative subject.

2006-08-19 23:41:40 · 34 answers · asked by tunisianboy46 5 in Sociology

my own would be mary love you turned my bitter in to sweet
but it can change from week to week depending upon my mood

2006-08-19 23:41:32 · 5 answers · asked by mickcity5_1 1 in Music

2006-08-19 23:41:27 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health

I am a bit of an exhibitionist and i love going cam 2 cam with hot women i satisfy them every time(sometimes several times) and theyt are always begging for more!! am i naughty?
they all love it so how can it be bad?
they all come to me for more so am i just providing a service? What do u think ladies?

2006-08-19 23:41:25 · 12 answers · asked by peter pan 2 in Singles & Dating

now im gettin married wid nother guy he's very cute n sensitive i decided not 2 tell this.......will he know about this when we will do sex?

2006-08-19 23:41:23 · 20 answers · asked by COROLLA 3 in Weddings

I want a link on the web.

2006-08-19 23:41:22 · 1 answers · asked by Robin V 3 in Software

I have gotten different opinions and would like to know more.. Anyone out there tht has a real answer? thankyou

2006-08-19 23:41:16 · 7 answers · asked by sam 1 in Other - Education

We've just had a baby and it's expensive! Please help me find free things! YAY!

2006-08-19 23:41:07 · 10 answers · asked by zebra 3 in Internet

It's not human the extent of how boring those guys can actually be.

2006-08-19 23:41:01 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Show how you could prepare cis-9-tricosene from trans-9-tricosene, You should give
all necessary inorganic or organic reagents (including the number of moles equivalent,
if applicable), and the structures of the intermediates.

2006-08-19 23:41:01 · 4 answers · asked by jason k 2 in Trivia

I have two questions ... If i use a ladder, will it damage the awning rail ? . whats the best stuff to clean off the black stains etc etc ?

2006-08-19 23:40:35 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hobbies & Crafts