This one's just for fun:
Tell us what happened the last time you were
really f*cking high at church.
I don't mean "high" on the Spirit of the Lord. I mean blasted sideways and silly off some Most Holy and Righteous Greenbud.
Was it a good time? Did you snigger? Did you weep? Don't you just trip on all the ladies' hats? It's like one of them black and white movies where everybody is always wearing a hat.
"Lucy, I'm going to the club."
"OK, honey. Don't forget your hat."
And they were nice hats, too. Not just some shitty ball cap with an adjustable plastic strap, but proper hats. All fitted and saved up for.
But now you see hats only in church. How did we ever get this far from Jesus?
But anyway.....
Let's hear your best High in Church stories. Come on, make me laugh.
2006-08-13
00:55:33
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