This one's just for fun:
Tell us what happened the last time you were
really f*cking high at church.
I don't mean "high" on the Spirit of the Lord. I mean blasted sideways and silly off some Most Holy and Righteous Greenbud.
Was it a good time? Did you snigger? Did you weep? Don't you just trip on all the ladies' hats? It's like one of them black and white movies where everybody is always wearing a hat.
"Lucy, I'm going to the club."
"OK, honey. Don't forget your hat."
And they were nice hats, too. Not just some shitty ball cap with an adjustable plastic strap, but proper hats. All fitted and saved up for.
But now you see hats only in church. How did we ever get this far from Jesus?
But anyway.....
Let's hear your best High in Church stories. Come on, make me laugh.
2006-08-13 00:55:33 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I think people ARE taking it too seriously, and as a result have lost their sense of humor. Sure, laugh at the hyperbolized antics of those of OTHER religions, but when it comes to mine, don't you dare slander its sacredness. Isaac Hayes...Chef deserved to die horribly. Don't you understand?
2006-08-13 01:02:04 · answer #1 · answered by gadjitfreek 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I once went to Church high. I didn't plan on it, but I had a wake 'n bake sesh, and the family went to Church so I went along. I felt reeeeaaaaaallllyyyyy bad sitting there cuz I thought everyone was staring at me (a couple were). Then the pastor said something like, I know there are some of you in here who sin and think God isn't watching or something that made me wanna sh*t myself. Anyway, I booked it over to the doughnuts after and prayed for forgiveness. Then I had some milk and went home and smoked some more weed. I never went to Church high again. There has to be something fundamentally wrong with it.
--Peace
2006-08-13 01:47:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well not at church but in a Yoga centre a friend of mine suggested I should go to a few years ago. Most people were trying so hard to seem enlightened, and I was trying so hard to convince myself I hadn't just wasted my money. And the serene and holy lady next to me was showing off her best cross-legged sitting acrobatics, shoving other people aside to have enough space on the floor of a room tightly packed with people who had each paid about €12 for the experience.
... judging from other people's reactions here, I may have completely misunderstood your question... Lucky I'm blonde! ;)
2006-08-13 01:09:41 · answer #3 · answered by s 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you 12?
2006-08-13 01:16:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can never take salvation too seriously. The problem is that people today aren't taking salvation and where their soul wil go when they died, serious enough. The end of times which we now live in is very serious. Jesus is coming back in our life time, whether you are ready for His return or not. I pray you are ready.
2006-08-13 00:59:12 · answer #5 · answered by Carol M 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've never been in a church. Except for a few weddings and funerals years and years ago.
2006-08-13 00:58:15 · answer #6 · answered by XYZ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Let me ask you something, does pot make you paranoid?
Coz the ip address that you have here can be traced by the authorities.
2006-08-13 00:58:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your sick.
Tammi Dee
2006-08-13 01:11:51 · answer #8 · answered by tammidee10 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never have and never will. Not a joke
2006-08-13 01:05:58 · answer #9 · answered by wolfy1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
blasphemy
2006-08-13 01:02:13 · answer #10 · answered by KingRichard 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋