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2006-08-11 20:50:53 · 19 answers · asked by tenanza 1 in Other - Social Science
destroying itself?
Jesus said it will be so bad in the end times that man will be on the verge of destruction. Jesus is coming back to set up the kingdom of God on Earth!
2006-08-11 20:50:27 · 24 answers · asked by curious_inquisitor 1 in Religion & Spirituality
Blame It On Adam
December 8th, 1999 (No. 100)
AskMen.com Rates This Joke: 8/10
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One day Adam was walking in the Garden of Eden. He let out a big sigh and God appeared:
God: What is wrong Adam?
Adam: I'm lonely God.
God: Lonely? Why?
Adam: Well, everything is great, but there isn't anyone to talk to.
God: Hmmm...(thinks a moment) I'll make you a companion. I'll make a woman!
Adam: A What!?
God: A woman. It will be the most sensative, caring, loving creature I'll ever make. It will know your every need and want, and perform them before you have to ask.
Adam: Well what will it cost me?
God: Your right eye, your left leg, all your hair, one testicle, and 6 toes.
Adam thinks for a moment...
Adam: Well that's a little too expensive for my budget,what can I get for one RIB? the rest is history...
2006-08-11 20:50:14 · 20 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Jokes & Riddles
"Fisrt I played with mommy....now I play with you...."
2006-08-11 20:50:13 · 5 answers · asked by agliotti 3 in Movies
litter is quantity to measure amount of water
2006-08-11 20:49:42 · 6 answers · asked by hari n 1 in Homework Help
She was coached by her dad to live with him and G/F.Anytime I do speak to her she doesnt sound happy but shes such a stubborn person.She wants to lash out verbally and hurt me all the time.She sent letters to all my family saying she missed us but when I got in touch all I got was a txt saying thanks.Do I Let her alone for the time being to allow her the space to realise she truly misses us?
2006-08-11 20:49:26 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family
Jesus Rodriguez Santiago left Tijuana on foot tonight at 11:30. How long until he is back to Los Angeles?
2006-08-11 20:49:09 · 15 answers · asked by pattycake 3 in Immigration
Good day all, I want to set up a website and was wondering if it is possible to post articles that i have collected over the years from Time magazine, BBC.com and some collected from various web sites over the net. When I do this, is it true that all I have to do is to state the name of the writer at the bottom of the article? If it is not true, please advise on the necessary steps that I should take. Your time and thoughts are greatly appreciated, thank you
2006-08-11 20:49:01 · 3 answers · asked by singapore 1 in Media & Journalism
The Life Of An Egg
December 21st, 1999 (No. 113)
AskMen.com Rates This Joke: 9/10
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So you think your life is bad?
Just think how bad the Life of the EGG is...
You only get laid once!
You only get eaten once!
It takes you 4 minutes to get hard!
It takes you 2 minutes to get soft!
You have to share a box with 11 other guys!
And the only chick who ever sat on your face was your Mother!
NOW don't you feel better?
2006-08-11 20:49:00 · 15 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Jokes & Riddles
Louis XIII Remy Martin champagne cognac for? and is the one in the crystal bottle.
2006-08-11 20:48:40 · 9 answers · asked by ? 2 in Beer, Wine & Spirits
Model, make, year, maintenance tips for high mileage cars?
2006-08-11 20:48:33 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cars & Transportation
2006-08-11 20:48:26 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music
or is it just my computer?
2006-08-11 20:48:25 · 11 answers · asked by EDM 1 in Internet
2006-08-11 20:48:22 · 9 answers · asked by neocon8448 1 in Politics
Going to college in California was interesting. I found many Californians to be very more inward looking. Many didn't know of places or things outside of the state it seems and some have never been out of Cali. In your experience, are Californians more ignorant about the world in general than people from other states, and is this because they live in such a large and important state, because they are really "relaxed" people, or is this due to something (if anything) else?
2006-08-11 20:48:22 · 11 answers · asked by Havlat9 1 in Other - Society & Culture
2006-08-11 20:48:21 · 7 answers · asked by smncoll 2 in Religion & Spirituality
I'm a sucker for saracasm, tasteless jokes and flattery. Bring it on!!!
2006-08-11 20:48:15 · 18 answers · asked by yumyum 6 in Polls & Surveys
A really fat lady, with a HUGE butt and small breasts, was sitting at the bar enjoying her drink. It wasn't long before another customer, a semi-drunk man, came in and sat next to her.
After ordering himself a drink, he looked around and noticed the pear shaped lady. He then bluntly stated to her, "Lady, you sure have a HUGE butt". Upon hearing this, the lady smacked the guy so hard that he fell off of his barstool and left.
It didn't take long for another customer to enter the bar, this time it was a really drunk sailor. He sat down next to the pear shaped lady, looked at her and said "Jesus, lady, you sure do have small breasts!"
The lady said "I know, and I wish that I could do something about it".
The sailor had a suggestion. "You should try this. Take a wad of toilet paper and wipe it up down your breast bone for a few days ... that should do the trick".
The lady became curious. "Really?", she said. "Do you think that will work?"
"I'm not sure," the sailor responded, "but it sure did a number on your butt!"
2006-08-11 20:48:10 · 13 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Jokes & Riddles
friendship is important.
2006-08-11 20:47:58 · 15 answers · asked by ronzohooter 4 in Friends
2006-08-11 20:47:29 · 12 answers · asked by Kysalin 2 in Other - Entertainment
2006-08-11 20:47:22 · 2 answers · asked by craptastic 4 in Other - Entertainment
2006-08-11 20:47:19 · 9 answers · asked by MissChatea 4 in Garden & Landscape
2006-08-11 20:47:15 · 10 answers · asked by guhralfromhell 4 in Religion & Spirituality
2006-08-11 20:47:02 · 5 answers · asked by Travis D. - Houston, TX 1 in Music
Choose format, set starts w/ the following song:
Country: I want to Know what Love is by Wynona Judd
Old Skool: Fire by Ohio Players
R&B: Inner City Blues by Marvin Gaye
Alternative: You're Beautiful by James Blunt
Classic Rock: Gimme Shelter by Rolling Stones
Adult contemporary: Where is the Love by Roberta Flack & Donny Hathaway
Classic 80's: Let me Go by Heaven 17
Hard rock/Heavy Metal: Money by Velvet Revolver
Or.. add your category
2006-08-11 20:46:49 · 6 answers · asked by sansjazz 3 in Music
2006-08-11 20:46:34 · 8 answers · asked by P C 2 in Television
i believe the jihad is a process to cleans one's inner self of spiritual diseases through consistant prayer and meditation. Isn't that what jihad really is?
2006-08-11 20:46:28 · 8 answers · asked by Mustafa 5 in Religion & Spirituality
I know you get pale when you die, but if you are left in the sun, can your skin get tan?
2006-08-11 20:46:22 · 8 answers · asked by Marilyn Monroe :) 2 in Other - Science
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