Blame It On Adam
December 8th, 1999 (No. 100)
AskMen.com Rates This Joke: 8/10
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One day Adam was walking in the Garden of Eden. He let out a big sigh and God appeared:
God: What is wrong Adam?
Adam: I'm lonely God.
God: Lonely? Why?
Adam: Well, everything is great, but there isn't anyone to talk to.
God: Hmmm...(thinks a moment) I'll make you a companion. I'll make a woman!
Adam: A What!?
God: A woman. It will be the most sensative, caring, loving creature I'll ever make. It will know your every need and want, and perform them before you have to ask.
Adam: Well what will it cost me?
God: Your right eye, your left leg, all your hair, one testicle, and 6 toes.
Adam thinks for a moment...
Adam: Well that's a little too expensive for my budget,what can I get for one RIB? the rest is history...
2006-08-11 20:50:14 · 20 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Now that was funny as hell.
2006-08-11 20:54:18 · answer #1 · answered by brittanyprovidence 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Corina and MK you are cracking me up.... Here's one more....Adam & Eve had been very busy trying to be fruitfull & multiply, but after awhile Adam seemed to loose intrest. Eve was worried she could'nt find God so she asked the snake what was wrong, Snake said Honey you are gettin kinda ripe down there you gotta wash up. So Eve went to the river and did just that, But as she was finishing God came over and said very angrely "Damn now I'll never get that smell out of the fish"
2006-08-12 23:54:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha.........good one..... thanks.....
here is one for you too.... have fun
One day, God and Adam were walking in the Garden of Eden. God told Adam that it was time to populate the Earth.
"Adam, you can start by kissing Eve."
"Lord, what is a kiss?" asked Adam.
God explained, and then Adam took Eve behind the bush and kissed her.
A little while later, Adam returned with a big smile and said, "Lord! That was great! What's next?"
"Adam, I now want you to caress Eve."
"Lord, what is caress?" asked Adam.
God explained, then Adam took Eve behind the bush and caressed her.
A little while later, Adam returned with a big smile and said, "Lord that was even better than a kiss! What's next?"
"Here is what gets the deed done. I now want you to make love to Eve."
"Lord, what is make love?" asked Adam.
God explained, then Adam took Eve behind the bush.
A few seconds later, Adam returned and asked, "Lord, what is a headache?"
2006-08-12 03:17:05 · answer #3 · answered by MK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke! Made me laugh quite a bit.
Question to you: Why do you waste your points by sending individual jokes?, you can combine a few of them and save some pts. Just a suggestion.
2006-08-11 20:58:47 · answer #4 · answered by lusktuffar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You sure are full of jokes tonite. 2 points.
2006-08-11 21:01:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
nothing like a mouldy oldie
2006-08-11 21:05:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, and then they got Lawyers!
2006-08-11 20:54:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's like they say you get what you pay for.
2006-08-11 20:58:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i totally agree he wouldnt give up much now would he hahaha
2006-08-11 20:55:17 · answer #9 · answered by nomiadich 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO nice lol ♥
2006-08-11 21:10:30 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋