The Life Of An Egg
December 21st, 1999 (No. 113)
AskMen.com Rates This Joke: 9/10
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So you think your life is bad?
Just think how bad the Life of the EGG is...
You only get laid once!
You only get eaten once!
It takes you 4 minutes to get hard!
It takes you 2 minutes to get soft!
You have to share a box with 11 other guys!
And the only chick who ever sat on your face was your Mother!
NOW don't you feel better?
2006-08-11 20:49:00 · 15 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao!! that one was great!!
2006-08-11 20:54:06 · answer #1 · answered by jennluvsrich 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then some horrible sod goes and eats you it's a hard life for a egg. A bloody good series of outstanding jokes, a well deserved round of applause for you.
2016-03-16 21:36:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
eggsactly in comparsion to life the egg sure gets a raw deal.
2006-08-11 20:54:33 · answer #3 · answered by X2 epsilon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL ROTFL! lol that made me feel much much more better I love the jokes ur tellin everyone thank you!!! :)
2006-08-12 02:40:18 · answer #4 · answered by נessιcα. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and in the playgroud you get batterd and tossed and the yoke blows up right in your face and thats no yoke
2006-08-12 02:55:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. that was the funniest thing ive ever heard! your the best.
do i get 10 points now?
2006-08-11 21:41:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
Have a great day!
2006-08-12 05:15:27 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh yeah i feel great
2006-08-11 20:52:28 · answer #8 · answered by yummycookie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFL that was good
2006-08-11 21:08:14 · answer #9 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha......thats funny........thanks....
here is one for you too... have fun
A sixteen year-old virgin girl has a bad day, so she goes to visit her priest after hours in his office. Late that evening, she goes to his office for guidance and confession.
"Father, I called a man a son-of-a-***** yesterday."
" Why did you call him a son-of-a-*****?" the priest asked.
" Because, Father, he touched me on my arm without permission."
" Do you mean like this?" he asked, as he touched her arm.
" Yes, Father."
" That's no reason for calling him a son-of-a-*****."
" But, Father, he also touched my breasts."
" Do you mean like this?" he asked, as he touched her breasts.
" Yes, Father."
" That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-*****."
" But, Father, he took off my clothes."
" Do you mean like this?" he asked, as he removed her clothes.
" Yes, father."
" That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-*****."
" But, Father, then he put his you-know-what in my you-know-where."
" Do you mean like this?" he asked, as he put his you-know-what in her you-know-where."
" Yes, Father."
" That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-*****."
" But, Father, he has herpes!
Remarked the Father, "That son-of-a-*****!
2006-08-12 03:20:49 · answer #10 · answered by MK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋