A really fat lady, with a HUGE butt and small breasts, was sitting at the bar enjoying her drink. It wasn't long before another customer, a semi-drunk man, came in and sat next to her.
After ordering himself a drink, he looked around and noticed the pear shaped lady. He then bluntly stated to her, "Lady, you sure have a HUGE butt". Upon hearing this, the lady smacked the guy so hard that he fell off of his barstool and left.
It didn't take long for another customer to enter the bar, this time it was a really drunk sailor. He sat down next to the pear shaped lady, looked at her and said "Jesus, lady, you sure do have small breasts!"
The lady said "I know, and I wish that I could do something about it".
The sailor had a suggestion. "You should try this. Take a wad of toilet paper and wipe it up down your breast bone for a few days ... that should do the trick".
The lady became curious. "Really?", she said. "Do you think that will work?"
"I'm not sure," the sailor responded, "but it sure did a number on your butt!"
2006-08-11 20:48:10 · 13 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
L O L !!! This was a very good one · Thank You
very much and lovely greetings from Berlin/Germany....
I am just starting to work... Your joke.... helps to change
my mood into a better one... Thanks.
2006-08-11 20:53:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved it...
Here is one...
A drunk staggers into a catholic church. The priest is taking confession. The drunk goes in th e booth and falls asleep.
he priest hears someone and clears his throat. No answer, he raps the partition, no answer. He pounds louder, and the drunk moans. So then he pounds loudly. The drunk stirs and says "You can quit pounding buddy, there's no paper in this one either"
2006-08-11 20:53:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-14 04:36:41 · answer #3 · answered by wexler 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol its kinda old but a nice revival ♥
2006-08-11 21:08:48 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg im not reading that it 2 long
2006-08-11 20:50:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha nice one
2006-08-11 20:50:41 · answer #6 · answered by GYY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats so funny hahahah
2006-08-11 20:50:39 · answer #7 · answered by luis g 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well done! love your jokes corina!!
2006-08-11 20:58:38 · answer #8 · answered by jennluvsrich 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA very funny. thanks for the effort in making us laugh
cheers :)
2006-08-11 21:11:09 · answer #9 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahah...nice
2006-08-11 20:50:38 · answer #10 · answered by yummycookie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋