A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his
flashlightaround, looking for valuables; and when he picked up a
CD player to place In his sack, a strange, disembodied voice
echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight
off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he Shook
his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score,
then clicked the light on and began searching for more
valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could
disconnect the wires, clear as a bell
he heard, "Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically,
looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of
the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot
"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just
trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, Huh? who in the world are
you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the Burglar laughed .. "What kind of people
would name a bird Moses?"
The Parrot replied "The kind of people that would name a
Rottweiler Jesus."
2006-08-11
22:34:48
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