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Okay, I know this has been asked before, and that everyone thinks it's a myth, but I want to hear from people with ACTUAL EXPERIENCE in this area.

I had dated 2 black men a few weeks or so ago, and dated a third, who I am now serious with. They were all 'bigger' than average, the third being quite huge.

We have had a wild 2 weeks and last night did a foursome (me, him and 2 of his friends). His 2 friends (both black) were endowed as h*ll, the one being so big around, it didn't even fit in my mouth!

My conclusion, based on FIVE guys IN A ROW, is that it is no myth at all - black men are just BIGGER. Hands down.

Anyone else seeing this?

2006-08-08 03:54:00 · 8 answers · asked by Jenny D 1 in Singles & Dating

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These are my Husbands White Gold Cufflinks. Can anyone fix the discoloration in my picture? They should look more silver, not red. If you can help, please, post the picture link in your answer. Thank you, so very much!

2006-08-08 03:53:59 · 2 answers · asked by pishpuns 4 in Photography

It is considered by some conservatives the only way to get rid of the entitlements first created by FDR.

2006-08-08 03:53:54 · 10 answers · asked by phoephus 4 in Government

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iam a senior,would like a small dog for pet .cant afford to buy but have time to care for it. it would have a loving home

2006-08-08 03:53:49 · 7 answers · asked by jackie k 1 in Dogs

I'm very worried.
I like swimming a lot, I'm very fond of sardines and I have sex for pleasure. I'm quite scared of sharks and tuna nets and my boss says I jump through hoops for him.
Am I becoming a Dolphin?

2006-08-08 03:53:49 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health

"I'm not wearing any pants. Film at eleven." This news anchor is sitting behind his desk saying this and other strange breaking news things.

2006-08-08 03:53:44 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

A Texas Chili Contest - If you can read this whole story without laughing then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end.

Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better. For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San Antonio city park.


The notes are from an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting from Canada.

Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Coors Light truck , when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted".

Here are the scorecards from the advent: (Frank is Judge #3)


Chili # 1 Mike's Maniac Monster Chili

Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.

Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.

Judge # 3 -- (Frank) Holy ****, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy.

Chili # 2 Arthur's Afterburner Chili

Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang.>

Judge # 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously.

Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.


Chili # 3 Fred's Famous Burn Down the Barn Chili

Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick. Needs more beans.

Judge # 2 -- A bean less chili, a bit salty, good use of peppers.

Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting ****-faced from all of the beer.


Chili # 4 Bubba's Black Magic

Judge # 1 -- Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.

Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili..

Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the barmaid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. That 300-lb woman is starting to look HOT...just like this nuclear waste I'm eating! Is chili an aphrodisiac?


Chili # 5 Linda's Legal Lip Remover

Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive.

Judge # 2 -- Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.

Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off. It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw those rednecks.


Chili # 6 Vera's Very Vegetarian Variety

Judge # 1 -- Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spices and peppers.

Judge # 2 -- The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic. Superb.

Judge # 3 -- My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames. I **** myself when I farted and I'm worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that Sally. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my a$$ with a snow cone.


Chili # 7 Susan's Screaming Sensation Chili

Judge # 1 -- A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.

Judge # 2 -- Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. **I should take note that I am worried about Judge # 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably.

Judge # 3 -- You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava to match my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing it's too painful. Screw it; I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach.


Chili # 8 Tommy's Toenail Curling Chili

Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence.

Judge # 2 -- This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge #3 farted, passed out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor fella, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chili?


Contest Over

2006-08-08 03:53:42 · 3 answers · asked by bored_army_soldier 2 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

trying to find a way to clean all the slits..on the front of a window a/c unit....it's a royal pain!!!

2006-08-08 03:53:34 · 3 answers · asked by bavariancc22 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

HERE IS THE early chronology:
1- at 08:10 on Wed 12th July, Hezbulla fighters captured two Israeli soldiers, so as to recover the Lebenese civilians who were kidnapped by Israel some years ago.

2- at 09:45 same day, the Israeli jets bombarded the southern quarter of Beirut (the capital)..killing more than 30 civilians in one shot.

3- Later the same day, Israeli jetfighters bombarded almost 30 Lebanese villages and towns.

4- next day: Hezbulla warned Israel that if it continues to bombard the civilians and the capital, Hezbulla will start firing rockets at Israeli northern towns. ISRAEL DID NOT CARE .. and continued.

5- 3rd day: about 300 Hezbulla rockets hit the northern settlements (mainly populated by retired soldiers).

6- AND so went the war..till the 19th day, Israel started to intentionally commit massacres: town of Qana(Lebanon)..hit by an American smart bomb..fired by an American-made jet .. murdering 57 civilians (35 infants)who were hiding in the basement.

2006-08-08 03:53:07 · 16 answers · asked by sniper 2 in Politics

sapiens? Just wanted to see how many people would answer this one since it looks offensive.

2006-08-08 03:53:04 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Would't everybody believe them? Why were there unbelievers fighting against the prophets ?
To atheists: Wouldn't you İMMEDİATELY believe a person who performed you something really SUPERNATURAL ?

2006-08-08 03:53:00 · 11 answers · asked by skeptic 2 in Religion & Spirituality

Baby, I'm going to sine your pitty on the runny kine!

2006-08-08 03:52:53 · 4 answers · asked by AnswerMan 3 in Polls & Surveys

I NEED HELP I AM IN LOVE WITH A MAN THAT LIVES IN INDIA AND I LIVE IN MISSOURI HOW IS THAT EVER GOING TO WORK OUT? IS IT OR AM I JUST WAISTING MY TIME WITH THIS MAN BUT I DO KNOW I LOVE HIM SO MUCH WHAT DO I DO?

2006-08-08 03:52:52 · 4 answers · asked by tiffany m 1 in Singles & Dating

I've been told my contract is up Sept 1, BUT there were no papers actually signed. I was looking for a new job anyway, and the prospects are looking REALLY good with several companies. Next week is my vacation time at my current job, and my car broke down so I worked from home (what I COULD anyway) yesterday and I'm working from home today. My supervisor is being a real jerk about it, and I don't know what to do. Should I just put in my two weeks now and get it over with since I'm so close to the "cut-off" time anyway???

2006-08-08 03:52:50 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Careers & Employment

Want to learn a foreign language and am unsure whether to learn French, German, Italian or Spanish. Just learning for my own development, not for travelling or work or anything like that.

Which do you think would be the most useful and why?

2006-08-08 03:52:48 · 17 answers · asked by Valiant 3 in Other - Education

He was my first childhood exposure to Latino music, they say as a child is taught so they shall grow.
addicted to latin music rhythyms

2006-08-08 03:52:41 · 4 answers · asked by hnz57txn 3 in Music

Some of my friends say I have really big boobs, but I don't think I do. I don't even have an A cup. It really hurts my feeling, and I don't want to be friends with them anymore. I am 13 years old.

2006-08-08 03:52:36 · 31 answers · asked by sparkly543 2 in Adolescent

Because of health issues they cant and no one wants to help. they cant get any kind of aid.What are peopel like this supposed to do?

2006-08-08 03:52:25 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Government

Christians deal with it by dumping it in the God box
but Atheists usually come up with a logical explanation

Why can't Christians come up with logical explanations like Atheists do?

2006-08-08 03:52:18 · 6 answers · asked by Black Atheist 1 in Religion & Spirituality

I am sixteen and want to get my motorcycle endorsment. Does anyone now where I can get a training course?

2006-08-08 03:52:08 · 8 answers · asked by bugman007@sbcglobal.net 2 in Motorcycles

2006-08-08 03:52:07 · 5 answers · asked by wikedstreetsofchi 1 in Physics

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