All categories - 3 August 2006

The hospital decided to transfer a few of retarded people to another hospital in a helicopter.
So the retarded people went inside the helicopter and away
they flew.
while flying up in the sky, the retarded people were playin and makin lots of noise,
and the pilot was so annoyed.
So he turned back and noticed a guy was sitting alone and quite,
the pilot said to him "why r u not playing with ur friends?"
the guy said "They r not my friends, they r retarded and I'm not"
the pilot was amazed, so he said to him,
"if u can make them quite I will set u free, ok"
the guy replied "Ok, no problem"
so a few minutes the pilot couldn't hear any noise,
so he looked back and found no one but the guy,
the pilot said
"where r the retarded people?"
the guy answered
"ooh I just opened the door, and told them to play outside"

2006-08-03 23:39:01 · 16 answers · asked by Pinky 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-03 23:38:57 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

A few years back I was told by my boyfriend, future husband that men love differently than women do. That it's all about sex. That is the way men love. Nothing like the way women love with thier heart and souls.I was amaized to stubble on what I thought was the secret that only men knew about on another.....I questioned this information.I found out after being married for 5 years and now getting a divorce from this man, my husband ,who told me this. That this was not how men love. This was how he loved....Please input from the guys...especially

2006-08-03 23:38:54 · 6 answers · asked by Cecilia 1 in Marriage & Divorce

You must not resist the process because it only makes it harder on your country

2006-08-03 23:37:16 · 9 answers · asked by not coming back 3 in Politics

he's divorced and my brothers' friend. I'm so in love with him and I know that he loves me too, nevertheless, he doesn't want us to give a chance. What should I do?

2006-08-03 23:37:11 · 28 answers · asked by Sorely the scot lass 3 in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-08-03 23:37:10 · 1 answers · asked by athre_aorentz 1 in Other - Games & Recreation

how can you fu*k ??? give me a real answer ...

2006-08-03 23:37:10 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Gender Studies

if u know pls tell me

2006-08-03 23:36:50 · 5 answers · asked by Eun-eun 2 in Software

This is for girls to answer.

2006-08-03 23:36:44 · 11 answers · asked by Ishan Gupta 1 in Other - Beauty & Style

how do I brush my hair so that it goes straight? or as straight as possible, I try to brush it down but it ends up going all weird and curling at the bottom.

2006-08-03 23:36:39 · 18 answers · asked by abebibobub2003 3 in Other - Health

2006-08-03 23:36:36 · 6 answers · asked by neels 1 in Friends

2006-08-03 23:36:27 · 23 answers · asked by jogbee 1 in Other - Diseases

Funny

2006-08-03 23:36:14 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

My bf and I have been dating for 5.5 yrs...at around our 2.5 year mark we talked about marriage, and he said he was not ready since he just graduated. He told me he wants to secure a job and everything before he is ready. I understood that, and didn't bug him about marriage since, but now 5.5 years later I brought it up again and he says he still isn't ready, he doesn't have enough $. He wants to wait til 2010 to get married...that's almost another 4 years!...So, I said lets get engaged and he said he didn't want to do any such thing! I said if we are engaged, I don't mind waiting 3-4 years, but if he has no intention of marrying me he needs to tell me...and so he said that he know we are gonna be stuck together in the end...so I shouldn't be so worried and all caught up about marriage.

My question is, if a guy loves you, you love him...shouldn't he be happy about wanting to get married and spending the rest of each others lives together?

2006-08-03 23:36:14 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-08-03 23:36:05 · 35 answers · asked by Insomnia 5 in Higher Education (University +)

need to loosen cast iron plug on drain it wont loosen up

2006-08-03 23:35:50 · 4 answers · asked by wwwpullman1 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

I have just heard that an evictee is being voted back in the house. Is this true? If it is I hope it is Nikki!!!

2006-08-03 23:35:26 · 15 answers · asked by Carrie 4 in Television

2006-08-03 23:35:23 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Delhi or NCR

2006-08-03 23:35:22 · 2 answers · asked by Jujeaux 6 in Friends

She has super ultra light blue eyes that look sort of freaky. She has dark hair. Has not been in anything recently and was never an A list actress. Sidenote: why are her eyes so damn blue, anyway?

2006-08-03 23:35:18 · 9 answers · asked by ForeverYoung 2 in Movies

mean no harm to any one don't want to hurt or blame any one Just want help. First READ it completly, if you want to answer , answer seriously & answer with their respected number Kindly answer on yahoo please dont give any links.Thankyou.
1 I can be father, son & husband at the same time But how can I be my own Father & my own son & a third person, it can be said that father & son are one as son is half the part of his father but how can a third HOLY GHOST can be part of the one?
2 Consept of God is all mighty, with out any need why God needed to do a play of disgracing his own im-mortal son by mortal humans? why can't he just do it any other way? & regarding upper lines true why he firstly used NOHA , ABRAHEM , ISOQ , JOSEPH , MOSES , DAVID , SOlAMAN , JOAN What was their roll.
3 Why I can or must go to heven if I am sinful, by just having faith on Jesus?
4 God Knows every thing in advance why He first made me sin full & then by making my kind(human kind) insult his son, he gave my kind incentive to have faith & be blessed, & what about those how were born before Jesus?
5 What is proof of bible being true in words which we belive is our faith?(where as in every other aspect there are so many mistakes , mistakes can't be word of God so they are changed part we only khow it because of science but what about our belife part we can't test it).
6 why son Jesus prayed to father wile they are one & God has every information in advance, why he him self need a thing & to get it he has to ask to him self? but God is God only if he is needless.
7 why he has to prais him self as son praised father while father son are one?
8 What has the need of God to create his third image the holly ghost?
9 if our Cristianity has no law for us why our Cristian Goverment all over the world has law as we are now free from our sin ?
10 if every human in world becomes a true Cristian & dont get married like pop & nuns, wouldent humanKind end.
I Hope Answer Will Be In True Cristion way which is very humble kind & loving.

2006-08-03 23:34:49 · 21 answers · asked by Arfa 1 in Religion & Spirituality

the specs are:
Intel Centrino Duo T2050 With 1.6GHz Processor Speed

15.4" Widescreen Ultrabright Display

120GB SATA (5400 RPM)

1024MB DDR2 memory for multitasking power, expandable to 2GB.

Weighs only 2.87 kg and measures just 3.6 cm thin for easy portability.

Network Card: 10/100/1000 Mbps Gigabit Ethernet LAN (RJ-45 Port) Intel PRO/Wireless LAN 802.11a/b/g (3945ABG), Includes SecureEasySetup

Removable Storage: 4-in-1 Digital Media Manager: Secure Digital (SD), Memory Stick, Memory Stick Pro, Multimedia Card (MMC)

I/O Ports: 4 x USB 2.0 Ports, 1 x VGA External Connector, 1 x S-Video Connector, 1 x IEEE 1394 Port, 1 x RJ11 (Modem), 1 x RJ45 (Ethernet LAN), 1 x Microphone, 1 x Headphone / Audio Out


Also I would like to play new 3d games with it

2006-08-03 23:34:41 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Computers

deatailed expalnation required on difference between static balace and dynamic balance on car wheels

2006-08-03 23:34:38 · 6 answers · asked by jayanthrhenius 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

I have two copies of windows XP home edition on my computer, one that was installed when we bought it, and the other is a retail version. The one that was already installed is the one that we used--and it seems to have crashed. It keeps going through the restart procedure, and when I've gone through the system recovery mode I get the message UNMOUNTABLE_BOOT_VOLUME . That copy is installed on the C: drive. The copy I'm using now (the retail copy) is on the D: drive, and when I go to My Computer and click on the C: drive, it says that the C: drive isn't formatted. If I format the drive, will I be able to recover some of the files from the XP that is down? Is there any way to recover those files? Please offer your comments/advice. Thanks.

2006-08-03 23:34:37 · 6 answers · asked by Crys H. 4 in Other - Computers

why do we have to say i love first ????

2006-08-03 23:34:35 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Gender Studies

I am interested on claiming a small yard in derbyshire UK, that is currently being used by the local council but has not been registered with the land registery. Any idea's on how to go about this without upsetting the council. Or for that matter the council finding out.

2006-08-03 23:34:23 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Renting & Real Estate

2006-08-03 23:34:01 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Biology