All categories - 1 August 2006

I think he did but I don't know what you would call it.
I think he lost touch with reality and I don't really know what to call that either.

2006-08-01 20:03:23 · 2 answers · asked by Freddie 1 in Mental Health

A woman decides that she's had it with trying to
find a decent man in a bar. So she takes out an
ad in the paper that says she is seeking a mate
who is loyal, rich and a good lover.

After a few days, her doorbell rings. She opens
the door and sees a man in a wheelchair with no
arms and no legs.

He says, "I'm here about your ad."

Momentarily taken aback, she says, "Well, how do
I know you're loyal?"

"Well, I saved my platoon from the VC in 'Nam.
That's where I lost my arms and legs," he replies.

"Well, how do I know you're rich?" she inquires.

"I make over $3 million a year. I have my own
software company. You can look at my bank
statement," he continues.

Looking him over in his wheelchair, she demands,
"Well, how do I know you're a good lover?"

He shrugs, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

2006-08-01 20:03:19 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-01 20:03:12 · 6 answers · asked by Roobot 2 in Sociology

2006-08-01 20:03:03 · 15 answers · asked by spacecadet 2 in Singles & Dating

2006-08-01 20:02:55 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-08-01 20:02:53 · 1 answers · asked by dsaggar 1 in Sociology

2006-08-01 20:02:50 · 28 answers · asked by abc 3 in Religion & Spirituality

im 5'5 and i have brown hair and brown eyes and im 11yrs old.

2006-08-01 20:02:38 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fashion & Accessories

2006-08-01 20:02:34 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

i work in dubai

2006-08-01 20:01:46 · 6 answers · asked by joe 1 in Friends

down. why?

2006-08-01 20:01:46 · 26 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Dogs

when i aroused, ihad alot of precum,it wet my brief. once i even ejaculate without touching my penis.
and do you guys prefer bikini brief, boxer brief or loose boxer on daily activity.

2006-08-01 20:01:39 · 7 answers · asked by sam 2 in Men's Health

i was never good at math and was seeking some great software to help me get good in math. im talkin calculus currently but have never been good at any math

2006-08-01 20:01:38 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

2006-08-01 20:01:26 · 19 answers · asked by Arely 2 in Diet & Fitness

I want to go because it says there is the possibility of seeing the set of Days of Our Lives. If you went did you get to see the Set of DOOL?? Or if not would you still recommend it? Thanks.

2006-08-01 20:01:21 · 2 answers · asked by inezm_flores 2 in Other - United States

Do you guys think hes really dead?

i dont.

2006-08-01 20:01:15 · 14 answers · asked by Jeremy 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-01 20:01:09 · 5 answers · asked by SEAN S 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

other than his penis. lol that will make him go wild. i really want to try something.

2006-08-01 20:00:37 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-08-01 20:00:26 · 4 answers · asked by Mahrin N 1 in Security

2006-08-01 20:00:22 · 24 answers · asked by abc 3 in Religion & Spirituality

my original website name was realtorhomefinder.com, but was notified by the National Association of Realtors that the word 'realtor' on my site in not legally used. Therefore, i need to change my domain name. Any suggestions?

2006-08-01 20:00:21 · 3 answers · asked by tonioah 1 in Small Business

if found a clitch...............

2006-08-01 20:00:07 · 22 answers · asked by Roobot 2 in Physics

I want to know your opinion , not get abuses from non muslims

2006-08-01 20:00:06 · 37 answers · asked by Suomi 4 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-08-01 20:00:05 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Trivia

2006-08-01 19:59:54 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Trivia

Before you judge me... please know that I understand I'm wrong here! I shouldn't feel this way, but I do! I'm falling in love with my friends wife. She is also a very good friend of mine. As if that weren't bad enough... I'm married too. I've been married for a few years now and have kids. She just got married with my friend a few months ago. They have been having problems since they were dating... I don't know why they got married... but now they still fight and argue a lot. There has been some eye contact and a few comments here and there from her part to lead me to believe that there might be something between us... I want so desperately for there to be something... I feel so warm inside when we make eye contact and keep it for a while... I have since stepped up and have been more aggresive in "trying" to let her know but I'm still unsure if she feels the same way... how can I know that she might be interested? Any female in the same situation from her point of view?

2006-08-01 19:59:51 · 32 answers · asked by dapreach 1 in Marriage & Divorce

2006-08-01 19:59:41 · 3 answers · asked by tim 1 in Music

ive been with him for 3 years now.
he says he still loves me,however he says my weight gain has made him far less attracted to me.
he doesnt hold my hand anymore or kiss me the way he used to.
he comes to my house 5 times a month if im lucky-we live down the street from eachother.
once again-he says my 30 lb weight gain is a huge obstacle for him. he said he is finding it very hard to be as loving and caring and as attentive to someone who doesnt care about herself anymore.
should i move on,or try to lose the weight and win back his love?
HELP!

2006-08-01 19:59:16 · 8 answers · asked by kiki 1 in Marriage & Divorce

I saw someone else had asked this and the only responses received indicated that people had not actually read, or understood, the question. So, I'm posting it again for myself:

Why don't Jews believe in Jesus? Do you agree with their reasons? SEE THIS SITE FOR THEIR EXPLANATION: http://www.aish.com/spirituality/philosophy/Why_Dont_Jews_Believe_In_Jesus$.asp



(Original question: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AqRFHFGx6cfxz1pWALKJGwLsy6IX?qid=20060801202739AAVw0fk )


Please keep responses short (40~ lines).
No offense has been intended.

2006-08-01 19:59:09 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality