hi everyone..no offense... a joke from email....:)?

Question

A woman decides that she's had it with trying to
find a decent man in a bar. So she takes out an
ad in the paper that says she is seeking a mate
who is loyal, rich and a good lover.

After a few days, her doorbell rings. She opens
the door and sees a man in a wheelchair with no
arms and no legs.

He says, "I'm here about your ad."

Momentarily taken aback, she says, "Well, how do
I know you're loyal?"

"Well, I saved my platoon from the VC in 'Nam.
That's where I lost my arms and legs," he replies.

"Well, how do I know you're rich?" she inquires.

"I make over $3 million a year. I have my own
software company. You can look at my bank
statement," he continues.

Looking him over in his wheelchair, she demands,
"Well, how do I know you're a good lover?"

He shrugs, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

Answer 1

ha ha funny, c the reply of 3rd answerer

Answer 2

that was very good
see this 2

Santa Singh applied for an engineering position at
an MNC office in
Amritsar. Reddy from Chennai applied for the same
job and both
applicants having the same qualifications were
asked to take a test
by the Department manager. Upon completion of the
test, the results
showed that both men only missed one of the
questions. The manager
went to Santa and said, "Thank you for your
interest, but we've
decided to give the job to Reddy".
Santa: "And why would you be doing that? We both
got 9 questions
correct. This being Punjab I should get the job!"
Manager: "We have made our decision not on the
correct answers, but
on the one question that you got wrong."
Santa: "And just how would one incorrect answer be
better than the
other?"
Manager: "Simple, for the question that both of you
got wrong,
Reddy
put down 'I don't know' as the answer. And you
wrote 'Neither do
I'!"

Answer 3

hahahaha.... good one
check this one too....

A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother
"How old are you?"
Mommy says "Honey, women don't talk about their age, you'll learn later on in life."

The girl then asks, "Mommy, how much do you weigh?"
Mommy says, That's another thing women don't talk about, you'll find out when you are grown up."

The girl still wanting to know about her mother asks, "Mommy, why did you and daddy get a divorce?"
Mommy says, "Honey, that is a subject that hurt me very much, and I don't want to talk about it now."

The little girl is frustrated. She tells her girlfriend about her and her mother's conversation. The girlfriend says, "All you have to do is sneak a look at your mother's drivers license. It's just like a report card, it tells you everything."

The little girl and her mother are shopping again. The girl says, "Mommy, I know how old you are. You are 32 years old." Her mommy is very shocked! She asks "Sweetheart how did you do that?"

The girl shrugs and says, "I just know, and I know how much you weigh. You weigh 120 pounds." The mother is flabbergasted. She asks, "Where did you learn that?"

The little girl says, "I just know, that's all, and I know why you and daddy got a divorce. You got an 'F' in sex!"

Answer 4

Must be a tall wheelchair

Answer 5

:D heard it before but still funny hehe check ya later ♥

Answer 6

So wrong yet so funny

Answer 7

nice

Answer 8

very funny!!

Answer 9

lol

Answer 10

lol