All categories - 31 July 2006

2006-07-31 16:31:44 · 9 answers · asked by llyqnn 1 in Skin Conditions

I am one of four patners in a small high performance auto part manufacturing company. Now that we are starting to make some profit. I would like to know how to calculate what the value of a share of it is worth.

2006-07-31 16:31:44 · 3 answers · asked by starr_rsracing 1 in Corporations

2006-07-31 16:31:42 · 16 answers · asked by BigPappa 5 in Other - Society & Culture

Body: A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night

and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a

big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that

after dinner, she would like to go out and make love

for the first time.

* * * * * * * * *

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex

before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get

some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and

the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and

sex.

* * * * * * * * *

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many

condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family

pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

* * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents

house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm

so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table

where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly

offers to say grace and bows his head.

* * * * * * * * *

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,

with his head down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the

girlfriend leans over and whispers to the

boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

* * * * * * * *

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your

father was a pharmacist."

2006-07-31 16:31:38 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-31 16:31:33 · 2 answers · asked by Valerie 6 in Other - Food & Drink

after death.
What if you die today?

What if god comes back?
What if we are all dead

what if we say there is no god and there is a god.
What if you only went to hell,
What if you could not sin,
What if there was no poor people or rich people.
What if we just got of the b.s and stood tall as the humans we should be?
What if there was no war would we live with only peace?
What if there was only peace would we be in heaven?
What if all your dreams could come true?
What if you just die?
These are the questions of the world yet there is no answer to them all.
Except one! Do you know the answer?

2006-07-31 16:31:28 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

There is nothing more sad than seeing parents/child going through terminal cancer, cystic fibrosis, or any other of the numerous diseases that can cut an innocent child's life short. How could a caring/loving God create such a brutal life ending scenario for all involved?
The only correct answer for this question is-He wouldn't, so there probably is not a God, or at least one who cares.

2006-07-31 16:31:28 · 21 answers · asked by Scott P 2 in Religion & Spirituality

Is anyone out there dating a man that has children and can advise me on how this should fit in with your relationship. He says that his children are important, which they are, and he feels that its important for him to have quality time with them, which I agree is also correct, but I also want him to have quality time for us, which due to his work is not always possible. I want him to compromise from time to time and give time to our relationship from time to time as well as his children, but I dont feel he see's that as important as I do. He has told me to just fit in with his life. What s your advice

2006-07-31 16:31:26 · 5 answers · asked by andrea l 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

It's gonna cost you. All that money you saved with the excellent fuel mileage, you'll pay in maintenence /repair charges. If you can find a reputable knowledgable mechanic.

2006-07-31 16:31:24 · 7 answers · asked by areyoukidding 4 in Maintenance & Repairs

Seems like it's been forever since you've been gone."

2006-07-31 16:31:18 · 11 answers · asked by Anita 4 in Music

one that actually tastes good, i hate the tast of liquer so if theres a drink with bicardi gold that covers up the taste that would be amazing thank you so much

2006-07-31 16:31:15 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beer, Wine & Spirits

uhm..wil sum1 pls answer my Q? in comma splice,why wud u replace d comma with a semi-colon?thx vry mch!!!

2006-07-31 16:31:14 · 4 answers · asked by marc m 1 in Higher Education (University +)

2006-07-31 16:31:09 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-07-31 16:31:03 · 14 answers · asked by O'Hare 1 in Religion & Spirituality

A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and as
He is stumbling back and forth, a cop on the beat sees him and
Approaches
"Can I help you sir?", the officer asks politely.
Yessh! Ossifer, sssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.
The cop asks, "Well, where was your car the last time you
Saw it?"
It wasss... On the end of thisshh key" the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's "manhood"
Is hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.
He asks the man,
Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"
Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch
And without missing a beat, blurts out.........

Oh my God ----- My girlfriend's gone, too!

2006-07-31 16:30:57 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

who do some people think that when ur gay..means u reject christ? is it cause sum gays wont go to church?

they dont go to church because they feel rejected..

2006-07-31 16:30:56 · 8 answers · asked by nikky d 1 in Religion & Spirituality

my frd has dis discharge it is white but it isnt heavy...it has dis funky smell and its itchy...btw she is onli 13 is it normal or could it b a yeast infection?

2006-07-31 16:30:56 · 10 answers · asked by xxstary_nightsxx 1 in Adolescent

2006-07-31 16:30:54 · 5 answers · asked by HOLMES 5 in Software

Why does kobe get booed someplaces like in phoenix in the playoffs? I meen i understand he had the whole rape trial but that was almost 3 and a half years ago what has he done wrong.

2006-07-31 16:30:43 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Basketball

2006-07-31 16:30:36 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

After all , all wars are started by atheist.

Animals go extinct because of atheist

Atheist make air pollution

Only atheist smoke.

My bathroom floor is dirty because of atheist

My cheeseburger got cold fast because of atheist.

An atheist sent me spam email.

Atheist are causing the price of gas to go up.

I blame all of the problems in the world on atheist because that is convenient to do and I dont have to do anythinking to see that world problems have many deeper complex causes.











(Before you write a 2 page reply on my question, make sure you know what the word 'mockery' means to get the spirit of this post)

2006-07-31 16:30:33 · 6 answers · asked by h nitrogen 5 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-07-31 16:30:30 · 2 answers · asked by David 1 in Other - Beauty & Style

We all know Russel Crowe should have won best actor. Just so you don't think I'm racist, I think Jamie Foxx earned and deserved his oscar.

2006-07-31 16:30:17 · 6 answers · asked by Jdude 2 in Movies

2006-07-31 16:30:09 · 26 answers · asked by scott s 1 in Los Angeles

2006-07-31 16:30:05 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

as we know that muslims did but imagine its not who else dont answer muslims bcoz we already know who else could be

2006-07-31 16:30:04 · 37 answers · asked by sam 1 in Other - Politics & Government

2006-07-31 16:30:04 · 30 answers · asked by dccuttie75 6 in Movies