Body: A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
for the first time.
* * * * * * * * *
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and
the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and
sex.
* * * * * * * * *
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
* * * * * * * * *
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
* * * * * * * * *
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say grace and bows his head.
* * * * * * * * *
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
with his head down.
* * * * * * * * *
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
* * * * * * * * *
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
* * * * * * * *
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your
father was a pharmacist."
2006-07-31 16:31:38 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oooops
2006-07-31 16:35:45 · answer #1 · answered by daweeney 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mom of 4,
A Classic!
Had not heard it before
and am still laughing as
I write this!
Just could not predict the
punch line!
'Post more'!
Thanks and be well!
2006-07-31 23:50:22 · answer #2 · answered by vim 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little long but a good one
2006-08-01 00:04:43 · answer #3 · answered by Angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is the oldest joke ever sorry sweetheart check ya later â¥
2006-08-01 00:48:13 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At least an hour of advice could not be wasted. :o)
2006-08-01 00:00:33 · answer #5 · answered by wacky_racer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah thats funni
2006-08-01 00:58:45 · answer #6 · answered by A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one
2006-07-31 23:44:40 · answer #7 · answered by heathermarie0118 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey that was a bulletin i had on myspace!
2006-07-31 23:49:27 · answer #8 · answered by Ashley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That's funny =)
2006-07-31 23:35:49 · answer #9 · answered by Banana Nanners 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
embarrasing
2006-08-01 03:16:31 · answer #10 · answered by neverhadaname 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋