Four nuns tragically died in a semi crash. As they entered the gates to heaven, an angel approached them, holding a large bowl of Holy Water.
"Welcome," said the angel. "I understand you are strong female followers of the Lord, so if any of you have ever touched a male's private area, you must cleanse the part of the body you touched it with with this holy water."
The first nun came up and said, "Well, I touched one once with my finger, but I immediately realized it was wrong."
She dipped the tip of her finger in the water.
"I grabbed one, but it was sinful of me to do," said the second nun as she put her full hand in the water.
The third nun came up stuttering: "Well, I...well, actually, I..."
Then the fourth nun interrupted. "IF YOU EXPECT ME TO GARGLE THAT WATER AFTER THIS NUN DIPPED HER @SS IN IT, THEN YOU HAVE SOMETHING COMING TO YOU!!!
2006-07-29
13:00:59
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