A guy is in Wal-Mart buying a big bag of dog chow for his golden retriever. The signless woman behind him asks the dumbest question: " Do you have a dog?' He thinks for a second and replies: " No. I was thinking about going back on the Purina Diet. You fill your pockets with dog food, and since its total nutritional, you eat some and you don't feel hungry anymore." Everyone is listening attentively now. The woman asks, " Does it work?" The guy figures if she's this dumb, go for it and he says, " Yea, I probably shouldn't do it though, last time I lost 50 lbs and woke up in the hospital with all kinds of IV's in me"
Shocked, the woman says, " Were you poisoned?"
Finally the guy says, " No. I was licking myself in the middle of the road and a car hit me."
2006-07-27
12:56:47
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