All categories - 27 July 2006

I was student teaching in a 2nd grade class a couple months ago and the subject of baseball came up. The teacher asks how many of the kids are Yankees fans and all but one kid raises his hand. The teacher then asks Jimmy how come he didn't raise his hand.

Jimmy says, "Because I am a Red Sox fan."

The teacher asks how come he is a Red Sox fan.]

Jimmy says, "Because my parents are."

The teacher says, "that is crazy, Jimmy. Do you do every thing your parents do? If your parents were idiots, what would that make you?"

Jimmy says, "A Yankees fan."

2006-07-27 15:02:01 · 18 answers · asked by mattlenny 4 in Baseball

So heres the deal Aaron Spelling who died at the age of 83 is worth 300 million or more. I hear that he left his daughter Tori less than 1 million. Was that fair? Even though they were having problems, but thats his daughter. Should he had left her more.
Give me your opinion......

2006-07-27 15:02:01 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Shrimping in the morning
Shrimping in the evening
Shrimping at suppertime
Be my little Shrimper
Shrimp with me all the time

Shrimping with jam
Shrimping with jelly
Shrimping with spam
Shrimping on your belly

Shrimping in the morning
Shrimping in the evening
Shrimping at suppertime
So by my little Shrimper
Shrimp with me all the time

Shrimping with jam
Shrimping with jelly
Shrimping with spam
Shrimping on your belly

Shrimping in the morning
Shrimping in the evening
Shrimping at suppertime
So by my little Shrimper
Shrimp with me all the time

2006-07-27 15:01:57 · 22 answers · asked by ? 6 in Singles & Dating

want to be good at skating.

want to be good at dancing.

I'm clumsy.

2006-07-27 15:01:57 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

I have a picture from my camara that I thought would make a nice post card. Can I just put the addresses on the back and stamp it? Has anyone ever done this and had it to mail okay?

2006-07-27 15:01:57 · 11 answers · asked by Carla 3 in Cameras

I am in the process of doing research for a screen play I had in mind. But I wanted to see if there is anything out there that I could see or read.

2006-07-27 15:01:56 · 20 answers · asked by Mscott21 2 in Movies

2006-07-27 15:01:56 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Here's my solution to the lamest name of all time. Just rename every American League team the Los Angeles Angels. Think about it. You could have the Los Angeles Angels of Boston. The Los Angeles Angels of New York. The Los Angeles Angels of Chicago. Etc.

What do you think?

2006-07-27 15:01:55 · 14 answers · asked by GregW 4 in Baseball

why would people still beleive the bible after time and time again it has been proven wrong i mean all the books of the religions have flood storys like the noahs ark one but scientists have found that there was no huge flood that did that much and how in hell would somone fit all thsoe animals in there i mean everything in there is bullshit have a question i.m. me or ridicul me

2006-07-27 15:01:47 · 20 answers · asked by livindead91 2 in Religion & Spirituality

What are the legal procedures and requirements?

2006-07-27 15:01:32 · 13 answers · asked by Ringku 1 in Law & Ethics

Sometimes I wonder why my life you chose to save
Or why to me a second chance you gave
Knowing fully well that I have done wrong even when I knew the right
Not just before man but also in your sight
But you have shown me just what you can do,
You have taken my old life and turned it into something new
And for this Lord, I’ll always praise you
You have given me a special touch that makes me want to sing so much
You have healed my mind and all I want to do are things that are kind
In my heart I have a great zeal and before your throne I’ll always kneel
Giving you thanksgiving and praise to the end of my earthly days
For you Lord I’ll always stand
Because you have been God and not man
Thank you Lord for your gift of salvation.

2006-07-27 15:01:25 · 11 answers · asked by Anna Banana 3 in Religion & Spirituality

i am a huge cutter, and im only 19. i don't like doing it but i kno no other way to deal with pain like that. many people tell me to talk to someone about whats going on but i don't kno of anyone who will take me seriously. i have been through alot and i am going through alot. so if someone could please help me and answer my question and it you want to e-mail me its fallen_sorrow_1313@yahoo.com

2006-07-27 15:01:23 · 16 answers · asked by ~ goth ~ 2 in Skin & Body

My sister would like a party/outing that is low key. For example, everyone going to a spa or manicurist. It will also be at night. Any suggestions?

2006-07-27 15:01:20 · 10 answers · asked by calipand 2 in Weddings

2006-07-27 15:01:12 · 9 answers · asked by aji1999doz 1 in English Football

2006-07-27 15:01:10 · 2 answers · asked by Tricia 3 in Other - Destinations

2006-07-27 15:01:04 · 1 answers · asked by ڒαиìє's ɠσт α ɠυи 3 in Non-Alcoholic Drinks

For some help, look at http://flags.com


So here's my list:

Libya - Wow, it's PURE GREEN. There's not even a freaking logo or some stars. Well, they get an A for originality. There's no other country's flag that's just completely one color.

New Zealand - I don't like the haphazard looking stars. It's kind of dumb. Like if you just swallowed six stars and barfed them up on this flag.

Tuvalu - Total ripoff of the New Zealand flag, only uglier.

State of Maryland - UGH! TACKY, TACKY, TACKY. This flag is completely hideous. Who designed it, Timothy Leary?

2006-07-27 15:01:02 · 10 answers · asked by clorox.bleech 3 in Government

We give the best price and best show as far as we can.

2006-07-27 15:00:59 · 14 answers · asked by seagull_chew99 1 in Other - Entertainment

Hi, thanks for taking the time to answer this! My very good friend just found out yesterday that she's five weeks pregnant. I want to get her something, not too baby related, because she's not that excited yet. I know she will be, I just want to get her something to show her how happy I am for her.

2006-07-27 15:00:52 · 25 answers · asked by Kate 4 in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

2006-07-27 15:00:48 · 10 answers · asked by Gardenfoot 4 in Polls & Surveys

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2006-07-27 15:00:46 · 21 answers · asked by Selena Jade's Mommy 4 in Friends

What is better....watching an animation online or reading the funnies (comics)?
So basically, comics vs. animation.

2006-07-27 15:00:44 · 23 answers · asked by keybaordz 2 in Comics & Animation

They're apparently thrown off for doing something "illegal" according to the contest rules; who is it and what did they do that was so wrong?

2006-07-27 15:00:44 · 4 answers · asked by sweet ivy lyn 5 in Television

2006-07-27 15:00:40 · 22 answers · asked by Steve 1 in Other - Society & Culture

He is twelve month, very very soft, its just when he sees other dogs he goes out of control. He is fairly strong now so it is proving a problem when walking him.

2006-07-27 15:00:16 · 15 answers · asked by daftlad 1 in Dogs

it seem that some girls are just fake , with there front acting like some one else

2006-07-27 15:00:16 · 17 answers · asked by myspace.com/vividnothing 1 in Other - Society & Culture

Does anyone else think that it was rigged so that Alison would LOSE!?!?!?! She's bloody amazing at every single dance that she did!!!!!!

2006-07-27 15:00:15 · 8 answers · asked by ceskagirl 2 in Television

God? Judge not lest ye be judged yourself?

2006-07-27 15:00:07 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-07-27 15:00:07 · 10 answers · asked by flowercat1251 1 in Cats