Willys cynical thought for the day;
I'm NOT fifty something I'm only $49.95 plus shipping & freaking handling!
- Never ask your bike to scream before her throat is good and warm.
- Sometimes it takes a whole tank full of gas before you can think straight.
- If you want to get a job, you may have to compromise your principals; you may even have to shave.
- Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees you'll ride alone.
- Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.
- Never mistake Horsepower for staying power.
- A good rider has balance, judgment, and good timing. So does a good lover.
- A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe and riding forty miles.
- Never do less then Forty miles before breakfast.
- If you don't ride in the rain-you don't ride.
- A bike on the road is worth 2 in the shop.
- Respect the person who has seen the Dark side of motorcycling and lived.
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2006-07-25
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