A Little Biker Wisdom -- from the smartest people (Part 5)YA DUN LIKE DUN READ?

Question

Willys cynical thought for the day;

I'm NOT fifty something I'm only $49.95 plus shipping & freaking handling!

-  Never ask your bike to scream before her throat is good and warm.

-  Sometimes it takes a whole tank full of gas before you can think straight.

-  If you want to get a job, you may have to compromise your principals; you may even have to shave.

-  Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees you'll ride alone.

-  Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.

-  Never mistake Horsepower for staying power.

-  A good rider has balance, judgment, and good timing. So does a good lover.

-  A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe and riding forty miles.

-  Never do less then Forty miles before breakfast.

-  If you don't ride in the rain-you don't ride.

-  A bike on the road is worth 2 in the shop.

-  Respect the person who has seen the Dark side of motorcycling and lived.

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

From; WILLYS JOKES 10/24/05 A LITTLE BIKER WISDOM Don't tell yo mamma you reading diz I'll NEVER freaking tell shi!!

Answer 1

I love your posts on this forum.
Here are some of my favorite biker sayings...
-No matter what make you ride, it's all the same wind.
-Riding is strong medicine for the soul.
-Fire your therapist, ride a cycle.
-Love a biker today, be smiling tomorrow.
-No destination. I'm already where I want to be, riding in the wind.
-I ride to ride, not to get anywhere.
Keep spreading the peace. You are truly a modern day prophet.

Answer 2

haven't you posted these already? hmmm oh well lol
so...

Alex's cynical thought of the day...

Ever notice that when you go to a restaurant there is an option for grilled cheese, toast, waffles, pancakes and such... well hello i don't want to pay 4.50 for a piece of bread with cheese on it with a side of fries, if i wanted a 4.50 meal i would have went to the store, bought 6 things of hot pockets and fed my famile for the same price as you charge for one person to eat, if i wanted grilled cheese i would have went to the story bought a .50 loaf of bread and a 2.00 pack of cheese and potatoes and made it myself for the same price and i got more than if i would have bought it there. hello i need the money i have and your 4.50 grilled cheese isn't so special.

check ya later ♥

Answer 3

pretty blonde teenager rita asks mom,
'is it true babies come out of the same place where boys put their thingies in?'
mom is glad daughter feels comfortable to even ask a delicate question like that...
'yes dear, it is true'
lovely rita then asks,
'but when i have a baby, won't my teeth get in the way???'

Answer 4

Love it, as usual! lol