2006-07-21 06:52:46 · 12 answers · asked by See ya later aligator 4 in Other - Social Science
1. log on, wait a second, then get a frightened look on your face and scream, "oh my god! theyve found me"
2. laugh uncontrollably for about three minutes. stop and look suspiciously at anyone who looks at you
3. type frantically often stopping to shoot an evil glance at the person sitting next to you
4. sit normally for awhile, suddenly look startled by something on the screen and crawl undereath the desk
5. sing a sea shanty. and then another
6. ask the person next to you if they know how to tap into top secret pentagon files
7. bring a chainsaw. if anywone asks why you have it, mysteriously whisper, "just in case....."
8. light candles in a pentagram around your terminal before logging on
9. make out with the person sitting next to you whether you know them or not
10. put a straw in your mouth and your hands in your pockets. type by hitting the keys with the straw
2006-07-21 06:52:44 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles
Check the news ( not just Fox News ) never learn the truth there .
PBS or BBC
2006-07-21 06:52:39 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government
even if they are in love in love in love....why do men do this???
2006-07-21 06:52:38 · 8 answers · asked by briansgirl 2 in Other - Family & Relationships
2006-07-21 06:52:38 · 9 answers · asked by save_me_now 3 in Toddler & Preschooler
2006-07-21 06:52:33 · 7 answers · asked by andy p 3 in Zurich
2006-07-21 06:52:31 · 18 answers · asked by Melanie Einalem 2 in Politics
2006-07-21 06:52:25 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality
What time is ur happy hour?
2006-07-21 06:52:23 · 10 answers · asked by funkymonkey 3 in Beer, Wine & Spirits
He is the philosopher who said , "I think, therefore I am".
One day Descartes was sitting in a bar having a drink . It was near closing time and the bartender asked him if he wanted one for the road. Descartes replied," I think not." And suddenly disappeared.
2006-07-21 06:52:17 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Quotations
Where can I find the court records,and what happened to the real life "Leatherface"?
2006-07-21 06:52:17 · 11 answers · asked by kathy6500 3 in History
The FBI, CIA, and National Security is watching the net, looking for people who question its' policies, and will eventually silence those who speak out too strongly against its policies too strongly. It cant stand up to scrutiny too closely, and will mark those who speak out against its actions as "persons of interest", and those who ask too many pertinant questions. Just wanted people to be aware, so they do not get into trouble with a government that is looking for "heads to put on polls as a warning to others", getting themselves arrested, or worse for ticking off the current administration. Please check out "The Downing Street Minutes" on the net. I dont expect this warning will be here too long before it's removed from this site by the powers that be. Google, and AOL are working with the government, and most of the senior programmers there are cia, or former cia and fbi agents. The program "Keyhole" belongs to them, as well as programs like CARNIVORE packet snooping progams also.
2006-07-21 06:52:14 · 6 answers · asked by Darqblade 3 in Government
2006-07-21 06:52:12 · 2 answers · asked by Matt I 2 in Military
If ya head to choose only one to see this summer which one would it be?
2006-07-21 06:52:12 · 9 answers · asked by djone3 2 in Movies
i have a tibby...
should i get the 18 inch solo kicker...will it fit? will it sound good? how much for the enclouser and amp?
or should i jsut get the 12 inch?
from what i hear 1 of those 12 hits plenty?
2006-07-21 06:52:04 · 4 answers · asked by pool_nerd_1 1 in Car Audio
2006-07-21 06:51:54 · 64 answers · asked by chad l 1 in Religion & Spirituality
Mine was Ducktales, and then maybe the Smurfs. Dang, am I dating myself or what?? haha
2006-07-21 06:51:48 · 83 answers · asked by chelle 4 in Television
Everybody says he likes me too but he would never admit it, neither would I though. I recently moved away. Would it be acward to talk to him on the phone and to just be friends. I don't mind but would he?
2006-07-21 06:51:47 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends
Why do people think all of that is the description of a terrorist.
2006-07-21 06:51:44 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture
what do you do for fun?
2006-07-21 06:51:43 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends
2006-07-21 06:51:40 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating
What does the message on my computer "Virtual Memory Minimun too low" then the message says it is increasing the virtual memory what does this mean? Or how do i fix it??
2006-07-21 06:51:33 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Desktops
One example is there is a religion that no longer believes in polygamy except for a spinoff sect of them. Does that mean that from their perspective that God or their prophet was wrong on polygamy and they now corrected it, or are they wrong for not practicing it anymore?
Not just this one religion but many others have changed beliefs or rewritten their bibles. So when a religion changes a philosophy obviously one or the other was wrong. So was it their prophet/God or they?
Not picking on any particular religion just curious which party was wrong to incur the change.
2006-07-21 06:51:29 · 16 answers · asked by Fantasy Girl 3 in Religion & Spirituality
Im a dancing fool when that song comes on, i love it!! Didnt even know Sir Charles could sing!
2006-07-21 06:51:26 · 29 answers · asked by itsallover 5 in Polls & Surveys
What should the series be.....a whole new cast that takes place right after voyager or after Star Trek Nemisis, or a mixture of the cast from the last 4 series.....whatever you have, I would like to hear it.
2006-07-21 06:51:21 · 9 answers · asked by roberto2951 1 in Television
dove bar
2006-07-21 06:51:16 · 15 answers · asked by kramaster 5 in Mathematics
2006-07-21 06:51:14 · 3 answers · asked by kjoh 2 in Other - Local Businesses
What are some pros and cons of "preventing the missile sites from being armed by establishing a blockade around the island"?
2006-07-21 06:51:02 · 4 answers · asked by aNdwenNy 2 in Politics
I am sure that by now, you have all heard about the Israeli massacre in Lebanon and of the hizbullah killing israeli civilians. This posting is NOT to say who'se better than who or who is at fault. It is to ask the world how come the US is SO biased towards one side of the conflict. HOw come the western world sees the arab world as terrorists while the Israelis are seen as great people? I know that arabs did terrorist acts, im not defending them, but israel is NO better, they have done unimaginable crimes, an idea is: http://www.nowarlb.com/
If arab kids were doing this, the whole would have said how evil they are, then how come Israeli kids doing so on the bombs is ok?
My point again is not to be biased towards arabs, but to ask you: how can the world be unfair to them? To ignore their plea for their lives to be spared by the Israeli warmachines? Do you really thin arabs deserve less treatment than israelis? that they are less of humans than israelis? were ALL equal, dont forget it
2006-07-21 06:50:58 · 21 answers · asked by ff9_terra 2 in Current Events
2006-07-21 06:50:53 · 54 answers · asked by Helper 1 in Skin & Body
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