1. log on, wait a second, then get a frightened look on your face and scream, "oh my god! theyve found me"
2. laugh uncontrollably for about three minutes. stop and look suspiciously at anyone who looks at you
3. type frantically often stopping to shoot an evil glance at the person sitting next to you
4. sit normally for awhile, suddenly look startled by something on the screen and crawl undereath the desk
5. sing a sea shanty. and then another
6. ask the person next to you if they know how to tap into top secret pentagon files
7. bring a chainsaw. if anywone asks why you have it, mysteriously whisper, "just in case....."
8. light candles in a pentagram around your terminal before logging on
9. make out with the person sitting next to you whether you know them or not
10. put a straw in your mouth and your hands in your pockets. type by hitting the keys with the straw
2006-07-21 06:52:44 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i got more if you guys want
2006-07-21 06:53:01 · update #1
Overpay the cashier, then go on for more than the allowed time...
Ask for a Java program. It is an internet CAFE, after all...
EDIT: Try these if you thought the rest weren't funny:
Jam up the computer with, like, 60,000 of the same program and say that it's spyware that the previous person put on there.
Every time you see the word "f**k" on a website, say "AHHH!!! Profane language alert! Profane language alert!" just loud enough that the cashier hears you.
2006-07-21 08:08:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
an addition to #6 ask the person next to you if they can bypass payment for an expensive porn site
2006-07-21 14:38:57 · answer #2 · answered by jordanfamily45 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Definitely, post the rest.
2006-07-21 13:55:29 · answer #3 · answered by Amy F 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
YES! Yes! bring on the rest! we're all waiting!
i loved the one w/ the straw i actually laughed!!!
2006-07-21 14:23:53 · answer #4 · answered by agalicktourq 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
more and if that does not work yell out the y2k bug is coming
2006-07-21 14:04:13 · answer #5 · answered by JEFF HARDY #1 FAN 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
post more!
that is reeaaallllyy annoying!
(no sarcasm)
2006-07-21 13:59:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
More more!! those are funny!! : D
2006-07-21 14:10:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
more more more i want more
2006-07-21 14:00:25 · answer #8 · answered by sjl6987 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
or we could be you, but those are really funny dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-21 13:56:04 · answer #9 · answered by redoman454 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋