> A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered
> a glass of champagne.
>
> The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass
> of champagne, too!"
>
> "What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me. I'm
> celebrating."
>
> "This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!" says
> the woman.
>
> "What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked,
> "What are you celebrating?"
>
> "My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my
> gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
>
> "What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years
> all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying
> fertilized eggs."
>
> "That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become
> fertile?"
>
> "I switched cocks," he replied.
>
> She smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"
2006-07-18
22:47:57
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