> A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered
> a glass of champagne.
>
> The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass
> of champagne, too!"
>
> "What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me. I'm
> celebrating."
>
> "This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!" says
> the woman.
>
> "What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked,
> "What are you celebrating?"
>
> "My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my
> gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
>
> "What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years
> all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying
> fertilized eggs."
>
> "That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become
> fertile?"
>
> "I switched cocks," he replied.
>
> She smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"
2006-07-18 22:47:57 · 10 answers · asked by Pallie 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
rofl, much better than some of the other crap that is on here.
2006-07-18 23:40:58 · answer #1 · answered by porky 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ohhhhh yea that is the funniest one I have seen on here for days I need to go to more fires in the middle of the night and then be unable to sleep! You people are actually funny.
2006-07-18 22:59:40 · answer #2 · answered by dogsrwork 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
By chance...it means something happening under similar surcimstances.
Great joke though!
2006-07-18 23:04:14 · answer #3 · answered by Spellbinder 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! Brilliant! thought it was a stupid joke!
2006-07-19 01:30:45 · answer #4 · answered by Lucky♣Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this one is very very very old too sorry again sweets check ya later â¥
2006-07-18 23:30:11 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no no no i must give that one to you. if i could give you 10pts i wld. nice joke
2006-07-18 23:03:33 · answer #6 · answered by novacane 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-07-19 00:20:32 · answer #7 · answered by Aby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao that wuz gooood! ;)
2006-07-18 22:51:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh man.. lol
2006-07-18 22:54:24 · answer #9 · answered by Zinnina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:)) lol........!!
2006-07-18 23:40:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋