George Bush goes to a primary school to give a speech.
After his talk he offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is.
"Bob".
"And what is your question, Bob?"
"I have 3 questions.
First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes? And third,
What happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies
that they will continue after recess.
When they resume George says, "OK, where were we?
Oh that's right --- question time. Who has a question?"
A different little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks
him what his name is.
"Steve"
"And what is your question, Steve?"
"I have 5 questions.
First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes? Third, What
happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, Why did the recess bell go 20
minutes early?! And fifth, Where is "Bob"? !!
2006-07-18 22:45:20 · 16 answers · asked by Pallie 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one...loved it!
2006-07-18 22:48:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I remember Bush when he was just a wee seed seeking to sink his taproot into the moist soil of the World. Look at him now...Blocking out the influences of the world with his dense foilage and getting his thriving wiggly little roots into everything!
God Bless America for producing such a great, inspiring and influential world leader. He's a great fisherman too!
2006-07-19 05:55:33 · answer #2 · answered by Taity 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was supposed to be Gore that was claiming he got more votes, at least, until they were counted. What short memories people have. Since when is humor more important than truth?
2006-07-19 07:20:35 · answer #3 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. I wonder whats gonna happen to Stevie boy. Looks like some kids gonna have to ask. hahahaha.
2006-07-19 07:20:44 · answer #4 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, definately funny as hell
2006-07-19 06:42:46 · answer #5 · answered by porky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2006-07-19 07:04:36 · answer #6 · answered by phoebe 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was hilarious very cool just watch out for geoge bush he might be made at you for revesaling his secret!
2006-07-19 06:07:09 · answer #7 · answered by TiNaNa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is such an enjoyable joke!
2006-07-19 08:32:38 · answer #8 · answered by Lucky♣Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very very very old sorry sweetheart check ya later â¥
2006-07-19 06:29:38 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya that ws agud one
2006-07-19 09:02:27 · answer #10 · answered by jenni 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-07-19 07:21:56 · answer #11 · answered by Aby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋