All categories - 14 July 2006

"Cannons to the right..." (Credits to the butler in the Fresh Prince)

Do you have any bad poems, bad literature of yours you'd like to share?

Or are you just here for the 2 points?

2006-07-14 21:03:23 · 3 answers · asked by AxisofOddity 5 in Polls & Surveys

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what hair color do you like in a girl top to bottom?

1 best worst is the highest number you feel like putting on here

personally:
1-other(orange,blue,green)
2-Brunette
3-redhead
(skip a few)
999,999,999,999,999,999-blonde

2006-07-14 21:03:12 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hair

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Atheists: Do you celebrate Christ's birth and resurrection?

Do you celebrate Christmas, Easter, etc....I know these originated as pagan holidays, but if you celebrate them as Christian holidays, WHY???? If you do not believe in God?

2006-07-14 21:03:08 · 18 answers · asked by gracefully_saved 5 in Religion & Spirituality

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What became of Pontius Pilate?

2006-07-14 21:03:08 · 6 answers · asked by Shag 2 in Religion & Spirituality

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> A husband takes his wife to play her first game of
> golf.
>
> Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot
> right through the window of the biggest house adjacent
> to the course.
>
> The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now
> we'll haveapologize and see how much your lousy drive is going
> to cost us."
>
> So the couple walked up to the house and
> knocked on the door.
>
> A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened
> the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was
> all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was
> lying on its side near the broken window.
>
> A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the
> people that broke my window?"
>
> "Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the
> husband replied.
>
> "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank
> you. You see, I'm a g enie, and I've been trapped in
> that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've
> released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll
> Give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll
> keep the last one for myself."
>
> "Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a
> moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a
> year for! the rest of my life."
>
> "No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the
> least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy
> life!"
>
> "And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie
> asked. "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with
> servants in every country in the world," she said.
>
> "Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes
> will always be safe from fire,burglary and natural
> disasters!"
>
> "And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your
> wish, genie?"
>
> " Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and
> haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand
> years, my wish is to sleep with your wife."
>
> The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey,
> you know we both now have a fortune, and all those
> houses. What do you think?"
>
> She mul! led it over for a few moments and said, "You
> know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I
> guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"
>
> "You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband.
>
> "I'd do the same for you!" So the genie and the
> woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the
> afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was
> insatiable.
>
> After about three hours of non-stop fun,
> the genie rolled over and looked directly into
> her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your
> husband?"
>
> "Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
>
> "Really?! Thirty-five years old and both of you still
> believe in genies?"

2006-07-14 21:03:08 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Is cellulose tape made of cellulose?

2006-07-14 21:03:06 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Trivia

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Where in Dallas(A Fashion Design Question)?

Hello. I'm a Teenage Girl. I live in Dallas. I was wondering where in Dallas can I buy Mannequins for my fashion design clothes I create? The updated ones not the vintage ones.

2006-07-14 21:03:02 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dallas

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what are the various forms of consumer exploitation ?

2006-07-14 21:03:02 · 2 answers · asked by b s 2 in Homework Help

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Why do WEST COAST folks answer a question with a question then fail to leave an email address?

2006-07-14 21:02:54 · 7 answers · asked by Ahab 5 in Friends

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Why are people hoarders. I like to throw stuff away.?

2006-07-14 21:02:45 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health

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Why do rappers call girls shorty?

2006-07-14 21:02:43 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

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any one else have trouble sleeping?

2006-07-14 21:02:43 · 13 answers · asked by Elaine F 5 in Women's Health

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Spending my money!?

What is the best way to save money if you are a spendaholic. I really need to save some money how can i do this without spending it all banks make your money available to you all the time i even got rid of the atm card what can i do?

2006-07-14 21:02:31 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Personal Finance

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What is the War on Terrorism all about?

I mean what are the Americans fighting? Isn't it all a bit too ambigous?
How will we "win"?

2006-07-14 21:02:30 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

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hi ive never been clubbing im going to las vegas what is the dress code is the very upscale clubs?

what should i bring. should i wear jeans or a hot black dress please help any sites that help with this thanks like clubbing tips

2006-07-14 21:02:16 · 3 answers · asked by whackatabacky86 1 in Dancing

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depakote.............?

anyone ever taken it? whats it for and have u had good or bad effects.....

2006-07-14 21:02:01 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health

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I Need Help Now Please im only young?

How to lose weight at 11 i really need help my life is passing away

2006-07-14 21:01:59 · 10 answers · asked by kiriarna 1 in Diet & Fitness

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By smashing Germany and Japan Churchill and Rooseveldt put Eastern Europe, Russia and China under Communism?

This held these countries back for 50 years. Does this make the warmonger Churchill the villian of the 20th century? If not why not?

2006-07-14 21:01:37 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

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when is the next thai election?

2006-07-14 21:01:19 · 2 answers · asked by napoleon1508 1 in Politics

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how much is 512 mb on?

about how many songs can fit on a mp 3 player with 512 mb ?

2006-07-14 21:01:19 · 11 answers · asked by flowerlegz 3 in Other - Computers

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Hello, single for good!?

Ok, My fiance left this morning cause I was on here asking for some advise she threw a fit and left me so I love her but I am not chasing after her this time, is this wrong of me for not chasing her

2006-07-14 21:01:15 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

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ive been hanging around a group of lesbians and i enjoy their company but lately i have had an attraction to o

of the girls i have tried different things with them but not anything sexual kissing and touching only am i lesbian or perhaps bi i still like men so dam confused

2006-07-14 21:00:59 · 25 answers · asked by fluffy 1 in Singles & Dating

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Somebody make it better?

I'm very attached to a guy that doesn't even know the real me. And it hurts. He's dating too, and she's a really nice girl, but I hate her, just because she's with the guy I want. I get SO jealous. I hate it. I dunno what ta do. Love is painful. Help me!? Somehow...someway...I don't know.

2006-07-14 21:00:44 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating