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Question

> A husband takes his wife to play her first game of
> golf.
>
> Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot
> right through the window of the biggest house adjacent
> to the course.
>
> The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now
> we'll haveapologize and see how much your lousy drive is going
> to cost us."
>
> So the couple walked up to the house and
> knocked on the door.
>
> A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened
> the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was
> all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was
> lying on its side near the broken window.
>
> A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the
> people that broke my window?"
>
> "Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the
> husband replied.
>
> "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank
> you. You see, I'm a g enie, and I've been trapped in
> that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've
> released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll
> Give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll
> keep the last one for myself."
>
> "Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a
> moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a
> year for! the rest of my life."
>
> "No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the
> least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy
> life!"
>
> "And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie
> asked. "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with
> servants in every country in the world," she said.
>
> "Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes
> will always be safe from fire,burglary and natural
> disasters!"
>
> "And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your
> wish, genie?"
>
> " Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and
> haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand
> years, my wish is to sleep with your wife."
>
> The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey,
> you know we both now have a fortune, and all those
> houses. What do you think?"
>
> She mul! led it over for a few moments and said, "You
> know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I
> guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"
>
> "You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband.
>
> "I'd do the same for you!" So the genie and the
> woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the
> afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was
> insatiable.
>
> After about three hours of non-stop fun,
> the genie rolled over and looked directly into
> her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your
> husband?"
>
> "Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
>
> "Really?! Thirty-five years old and both of you still
> believe in genies?"

Answer 1

Hey Mini....mini...mini!!
This was just too funny.......
if i had my way i'd give u a full 10......
coz i really dont know when
i laughed so hard......
n the rest watching me thought ......
now heres a retard!

Answer 2

LMAO! Hahahahahahaha. Oh my, glad I read this one, I needed a good laugh.

Answer 3

u wasted a lot of time typin this but its a great joke

Answer 4

Mini ? ? ? ?

After reading the joke I don't think you are Mini.

You are Middi

You are Maxii

Answer 5

O_O...that's horrible! XD *falls over laughing* but really good!

Answer 6

Great one i have heard this before

Answer 7

ha

Answer 8

that was a long but amazing joke

Answer 9

LMAO!!! You've made a new fan!

Answer 10

THAT WAS GOOD I LIKED THAT ONE A LOT. LMAO!!!!