All categories - 12 July 2006

2006-07-12 18:01:35 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:

"Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband"
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
"Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up."

2006-07-12 18:01:31 · 53 answers · asked by xen 1 in Jokes & Riddles

tell wat u know about him

2006-07-12 18:01:29 · 9 answers · asked by sassysandy4 2 in Celebrities

if anyones ever tried it or bought it, could you please tell me some of the meal plans they have??? or is there a way to get it for free cuz I really don't want to pay money for it
thx

2006-07-12 18:01:26 · 4 answers · asked by Suzy 1 in Diet & Fitness

2006-07-12 18:01:17 · 14 answers · asked by JoeThatUKnow 3 in Politics

In other words, what do us pitiful humans in all our misery, stupidity and apathy really have to offer the universe?

2006-07-12 18:01:01 · 5 answers · asked by The Mad Dr. Shock 3 in Philosophy

Do they make sense ?
1 Brazil 1630 0 803
2 Italy 1550 11 822
3 Argentina 1472 6 726
4 France 1462 4 713
5 England 1434 5 693
6 Netherlands 1322 -3 554
7 Spain 1309 -2 553
8 Portugal 1301 -1 551
9 Germany 1229 10 533
10 Czech Republic 1223 -8 451
11 Nigeria 1149 0 413
12 Cameroon 1109 3 387
13 Switzerland 1028 22 380
14 Uruguay 985 8 296
15 Ukraine 961 30 352
16 USA 933 -11 177
17 Denmark 927 -6 191
18 Mexico 924 -14 166
19 Paraguay 915 14 262
20 Côte d'Ivoire 909 12 240


Okay, Nigeria & Cameroon didn't qualify, yet are ranked ranked 11 & 12th, Uruguay 14th with WC countries such as Sweden (22), Poland (30), Australia (33, and they qualified AGAINST Uruguay), Korea (57 !!, crazy). Why did Canada jump by 29 spots to #54, I'm Canadian and they never win.England is ranked ahead of both Portugal and Germany?

2006-07-12 18:00:57 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in FIFA World Cup (TM)

2006-07-12 18:00:52 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

2006-07-12 18:00:47 · 7 answers · asked by Edward L 1 in Engineering

if you do think that you should say that to the mothers and fathers that have lost their sons in iraq e-mail me or IM me if ya wanna talk more about it

2006-07-12 18:00:35 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

And what should the strings be made of?

2006-07-12 18:00:34 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

hi there, my question is will you marry a girl who is a non-catholic? If yes, why and if no, why not? Thank you for your answers!!

2006-07-12 18:00:27 · 14 answers · asked by singaporegirljuly 2 in Religion & Spirituality

What is the name of the song or the artist that is playing in the background of the Chung Li/Vega fight? Any help is wanted and grateful!

2006-07-12 18:00:25 · 4 answers · asked by AeryonSun 3 in Comics & Animation

2006-07-12 18:00:25 · 13 answers · asked by Babygirl 1 in Marriage & Divorce

2006-07-12 18:00:19 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Martial Arts

2006-07-12 18:00:17 · 8 answers · asked by post-it chick 1 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-07-12 18:00:06 · 6 answers · asked by BeckiiShizzle 2 in FIFA World Cup (TM)

2006-07-12 17:59:47 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I am selling a bike to payoff the loan. the bank holds the title. what's standard way of selling bike when you still owe lienholder? since you can't transfer ownership until yo uhave title, and you can't have title until you payoff loan

2006-07-12 17:59:43 · 7 answers · asked by Ayman L 2 in Motorcycles

2006-07-12 17:59:41 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

Its all over the australian papers and most likely all over the world, ive been reading about these terrorist attacks in India. Why or what goes through these 'terrorists' heads??? There killing innocent people for what?? The good of their religion? Yeah well i think they need to find another religion.. Its sick how they can just go out and kill people like this. TELL ME HOW YOU ALL FEEL OUT THERE.....???
If you were a world leader what would you do to eliminate these sick humans??

2006-07-12 17:59:37 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events

feel comfortable enough to share your most intimate thoughts with?

Is that due to the discrete nature of the online interactions or are you like that in your real life encounters as well?

2006-07-12 17:59:26 · 7 answers · asked by lowonbrain 2 in Other - Society & Culture

I love Sin City and The Dark Knight Returns.

2006-07-12 17:59:21 · 4 answers · asked by clockworkod 2 in Comics & Animation

Like www.myyahoo.com, bperson@myyahoo.com; or can I use bperson@myh.com. I am building a website and it has a long domain name. I want to shorten the name so it easier for emails and business card spacing. So is this possible to change the name and still get the email to the right person. Please Help!

2006-07-12 17:59:16 · 3 answers · asked by SC29080 1 in Internet

has anyone tried EuroLocs aka HairLocs? or the track method?

2006-07-12 17:59:10 · 7 answers · asked by chica221 1 in Hair

2006-07-12 17:59:08 · 12 answers · asked by nowyermessingwithasonofabitch 4 in Polls & Surveys

is chocolate milk just as healthy as regular milk? i mean as far as calcium to help your bones, etc.?

2006-07-12 17:59:07 · 6 answers · asked by tonysdoll815 2 in Dental

my civic dx squeaks like a mother everytime i drive around..it's always squeaking.
when i go over some potholes and bumps you can imagine it 10x's more squeakier. the sound is driving me insane!

my friend asked me how i could stand all the squeaking, i told him i got used to it after awhile..but now i'm starting to go mad.

all this started to happen after i installed some skunk2 coilovers w/the little sleeve and tokico illuminas (whites).
(these struts can be adjusted 5 ways, but i only have them on '3' so they aren't that stiff or soft either way.)

the car is lowered by about 2.75 inches, low, but not that low..at least my headers aren't scraping the ground.

i tried spraying random parts underneath my car with wd-40 and lubed up some joints with some grease and as far as i can tell, the sound comes from all 4 sides and not just 1 area.
needless to say, the grease and the wd-40 did NOT work at all.

my friend tells me that it's my bushings

2006-07-12 17:58:45 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

2006-07-12 17:58:45 · 12 answers · asked by New Day 2 in Philosophy

With everyone (women and men alike) going so far out of their way to ditch reality when they hit Sunset (or wherever you go clubbin') how can any one of us be sure that when we see someone we're attracted to that he/she's being themselves???

Is there a better place to be social and meet new people???

2006-07-12 17:58:39 · 11 answers · asked by ? 2 in Singles & Dating