All categories - 12 July 2006

2006-07-12 01:15:57 · 1 answers · asked by siki 1 in Music

You're so good at "drinking to forget" that you sometimes forget how to walk.

Whenever someone in a suit spills your well bourbon it magically transforms into top shelf scotch on the way to the floor.

You laugh at funerals but weep like a baby whenever you hear about a beer truck overturning.

You'd rather be a bus driver than an astronaut because, hey, there ain't no beer where they're going.

You don't mind when your wife finds you stinking drunk in a bar, because then you can hit her up for a free drink.

Pink elephants get drunk and they see you.

You can get drunk on Scotch tape.

You're not a hard drinker. It's the easiest thing you do.

You like to have a drink between drinks.

You'd join AA but your always too drunk too memorize the pledge.

Your sleep number is 151... proof.

You quit drinking once, and it was the worst afternoon of your life.

You won't eat an olive unless it's sterilized in gin.

You think Beethoven's Fifth is a bottle of schnapps.

You're living a champagne lifestyle on a beer budget. Except you don't like champagne so you just drink lots and lots of beer.

Gin rummy sounded like a fun game.

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2006-07-12 01:15:57 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Im just curious, cause they show that on tv shows all the time.

2006-07-12 01:15:54 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

2006-07-12 01:15:52 · 12 answers · asked by Painted Lady 2 in Other - Cultures & Groups

2006-07-12 01:15:48 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

Whats your opinion of this design???
http://www.arb-msn.com/up/uploads/de05e9ac53.jpg

2006-07-12 01:15:28 · 4 answers · asked by blue rose 2 in Photography

i the new girl and i hot and sexy but the problem is i have a bf and
a boy like me who which also has a gf what should i do

2006-07-12 01:15:28 · 17 answers · asked by gggheo 1 in Singles & Dating

A: A hundred and twelve -- we like to change seats every few minutes.
B: One -- my wife will sit on my shoulders.
C: I don't know -- I can't count that high, either.

D: (YOUR ANSWER)

2006-07-12 01:15:18 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

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Have a go, its a good one, i got it pretty quick but it was funny when my engineering buddies couldnt get it for ages.

2006-07-12 01:15:16 · 8 answers · asked by A Drunken Man 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Is it someone who claims to be Christian just because he grew up in a Christian church?By the way, we still have to check if the church also was biblically "Christian".

Is it someone who was raised up by parents who do not have the heart of what Christianity is in them, and was oppressed by his parents and later says "I grew up in a Christian home, and they forced their belief on me I'm now agnostic"?

Is it a backslidden Christian who once lived for Christ and now lives for himself?Remember he still has knowledge about Christianity but he does not have the revelation of who Christ is.

Is it someone who longed to belong to some religion and picked Christianity?

Is it someone who lives in sin yet goes to a Christian church and proclaims "I'm a Christian" if asked?

Is it soemone who went to churches that call themselves "Christian" just because they use a bible and believe some truths about Jesus Christ and reject others?

Is it someone who is lead by the Holy Spirit?

2006-07-12 01:15:03 · 19 answers · asked by Hope Dollar 2 in Religion & Spirituality

Please no "Invade Mexico" answer also no AZTLAN give the southern states to Mexico answer either please lets try to be civil and intelligent about this

2006-07-12 01:14:42 · 20 answers · asked by burnin_soulz 2 in Immigration

which one hurts the most and which one heals fastest?

2006-07-12 01:14:40 · 15 answers · asked by pig m 3 in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-07-12 01:14:38 · 6 answers · asked by Abhishek V 1 in Internet

is it dangerous to get done??

2006-07-12 01:14:37 · 19 answers · asked by shoopy213@yahoo.co.uk 2 in Other - General Health Care

Ok i want to buy a Good and Solid laptop which which will last for quite along period of time with not many problems,it for home use;Im asking if yall could like recomend some good brands and why ..Lol i do hear the best to buy is the Toshiba line of notebooks or what ever you call them...Is that like true....IDEAS ppl thanks alot hehe

2006-07-12 01:14:27 · 5 answers · asked by James 3 in Other - Computers

i have been there and seen how poor children are used as slaves in india and pakistan to make carpets.
will you in the west buy such carpets?

2006-07-12 01:14:27 · 8 answers · asked by s21181 1 in Other - Society & Culture

I recently discovered that I lost or misplaced the only ignition key to my 1994 Eddie Bauer Ford Explorer, and I was wondering what it would take to get a replacement.

2006-07-12 01:14:26 · 6 answers · asked by scottydog65 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

2006-07-12 01:14:23 · 5 answers · asked by interested 4 in Singles & Dating

When the year 2007 comes in, what will be your goals for that year because EVERYONE has new goals that they would like to establish. Or it could be something that they would like to change about themsleves. Mine are to give back to my community by helping to lower the crime rate in my neighborhood, and to volunteer to help people who are less fortunate than I. What about you? What are your goals for the New Year?

2006-07-12 01:14:21 · 10 answers · asked by ♥♫i luv♥♫juicy fruit♥♫gum 6 in Other - Holidays

i want to earn money through web such that money is not involved in it. plz give the best instruction to achieve it.

2006-07-12 01:14:15 · 4 answers · asked by gaurav 1 in Computer Networking

save his 5 brothers,for the rich man had failed to pay attenion to the scriptures(bible) and its teaching,and feared his brothers would do the same.He pleads to send someone back from the dead to tell them so they would surely listen....
What would it take for you to believe,would you believe if someone rose from the dead,jesus told this story in reference to his death.Is your mind so closed that no evidence,not even a ressurrection would change you.Read it for yourself its all there in black and white.

2006-07-12 01:13:48 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

iam in confusion. which track i have to choose.software field is offering attractive fares but it has more stress.if i come to software field what iam learning in this 4 yrs will bcome waste.after i joined in software,it is not possible to turn towards electrical.IS IT POSSIBLE 2 PREPARE FOR GATE BESIDES DOING JOB.IS THAT TIME I CAN FOUND?

2006-07-12 01:13:47 · 2 answers · asked by nishi btech 1 in Software

2006-07-12 01:13:41 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reptiles

2006-07-12 01:13:40 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-07-12 01:13:37 · 9 answers · asked by hottiechics88 2 in Other - Health

we go outside after his meal but he doesn't do it.
he poos when we get back in the house!!

2006-07-12 01:13:36 · 6 answers · asked by hiyas gonzales 1 in Dogs

2006-07-12 01:13:20 · 6 answers · asked by andylau 1 in Teaching

2006-07-12 01:13:16 · 11 answers · asked by marmitemanuk 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

Was it Michael Jordan, Dr. J, or some other legend? Who was/is the best slam dunker in the NBA?

2006-07-12 01:13:05 · 12 answers · asked by Shorty C 1 in Basketball