You Know You're a Drunkard When (Part. 6 of ? Shortened) 16 more If ya don't like subject don't open this!

Question

You're so good at "drinking to forget" that you sometimes forget how to walk.

Whenever someone in a suit spills your well bourbon it magically transforms into top shelf scotch on the way to the floor.

You laugh at funerals but weep like a baby whenever you hear about a beer truck overturning.

You'd rather be a bus driver than an astronaut because, hey, there ain't no beer where they're going.

You don't mind when your wife finds you stinking drunk in a bar, because then you can hit her up for a free drink.

Pink elephants get drunk and they see you.

You can get drunk on Scotch tape.

You're not a hard drinker. It's the easiest thing you do.

You like to have a drink between drinks.

You'd join AA but your always too drunk too memorize the pledge.

Your sleep number is 151... proof.

You quit drinking once, and it was the worst afternoon of your life.

You won't eat an olive unless it's sterilized in gin.

You think Beethoven's Fifth is a bottle of schnapps.

You're living a champagne lifestyle on a beer budget. Except you don't like champagne so you just drink lots and lots of beer.

Gin rummy sounded like a fun game.

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From; From; WILLYS JOKES 2/2/06 You Know You're a Drunkard When Pt. 2;

Answer 1

how did you know thats how I eat my olives?

Answer 2

When I'm answering questions like this at 5:17 a.m.

Answer 3

THESE ARE AWSOME, I CAN READ THESE ALL DAY....THANKS!!!!!

Answer 4

LAME, LAME and LAME!