One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell As he is
wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with
the devil...
Satan: Why so glum?
Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell!
Satan: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of
fun down here. You a drinking man?
Guy: Sure, I love to drink.
Satan: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On
Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey,
tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, Tab
and fresca. We drink till we throw up
and then we drink some
more! And you don't have to worry about getting a
hangover, because you're dead anyway.
Guy: Gee, that sounds great!
Satan: You a smoker?
Guy: You better believe it!
Satan: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get
the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out.
If you get cancer - no biggie, you're already dead, remember?
Guy: Wow... that's awesome!
Satan: I bet you like to gamble.
Guy: Why yes, as a matter of fact I do.
Satan: Cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want.
Craps, Blackjack Roulette, Poker, Lots, whatever. If you go
bankrupt...it doesn't matter you're dead anyhow.
Guy: Cool!
Satan: What about Drugs?
Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...
Satan: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help
yourself to a great big bowl of crack,
or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a
submarine. You can do all the drugs you
want. You're dead, who cares.
Guy: WOW! I never realized Hell was such a cool
place!
Satan: You gay?
Guy: No...
Satan: Ooooh, Fridays are gonna be tough.
2006-07-12
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