One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell As he is
wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with
the devil...
Satan: Why so glum?
Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell!
Satan: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of
fun down here. You a drinking man?
Guy: Sure, I love to drink.
Satan: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On
Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey,
tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, Tab
and fresca. We drink till we throw up
and then we drink some
more! And you don't have to worry about getting a
hangover, because you're dead anyway.
Guy: Gee, that sounds great!
Satan: You a smoker?
Guy: You better believe it!
Satan: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get
the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out.
If you get cancer - no biggie, you're already dead, remember?
Guy: Wow... that's awesome!
Satan: I bet you like to gamble.
Guy: Why yes, as a matter of fact I do.
Satan: Cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want.
Craps, Blackjack Roulette, Poker, Lots, whatever. If you go
bankrupt...it doesn't matter you're dead anyhow.
Guy: Cool!
Satan: What about Drugs?
Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...
Satan: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help
yourself to a great big bowl of crack,
or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a
submarine. You can do all the drugs you
want. You're dead, who cares.
Guy: WOW! I never realized Hell was such a cool
place!
Satan: You gay?
Guy: No...
Satan: Ooooh, Fridays are gonna be tough.
2006-07-12 03:25:43 · 21 answers · asked by Karen 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Good point....My brother is homosexual, this is not a slam against anyone, to each their own, I don't judge people...I just thought it was funny that's all!
2006-07-12 05:41:21 · update #1
that was great and i don't like hell on fridays just every other day of the weeek
2006-07-12 03:31:14 · answer #1 · answered by chris k 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Joke told by my 5 year old nephew:
Why did the cow cross the road?
Because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooo-vies. ;)
2006-07-12 03:29:06 · answer #2 · answered by Sean/Guy Wiley 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm, funny at first, but you might want to alter it slightly in it's wording to be sure you don't imply gays go to hell or anything.
2006-07-12 03:31:33 · answer #3 · answered by prasino_4 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's kinda funny.
2006-07-12 03:29:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats a good one
2006-07-12 03:28:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats a good one. i am gonna send that to my friends
2006-07-12 03:30:04 · answer #6 · answered by mcr_fan_4evr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor guy xD
2006-07-12 03:28:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah i guess but he finally realizes how kool it is then he isent gay funny but sucks for him
2006-07-12 03:29:56 · answer #8 · answered by Emmalee 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya it was a cool one
2006-07-12 03:30:42 · answer #9 · answered by miths 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good and funny joke
2006-07-12 03:29:30 · answer #10 · answered by sharjish 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋