An old lady in a nursing home keeps gettin pulled over in her wheelchair. First she goes whipping around the corner and Goofy Gary stops her and says, "Hey, you got a license for that thing?" She looks in her purse, pulls out a Kit Kat wrapper and shows it to him. "OK" he says, and she moves along. Then she goes whipping through the psych ward and Crazy Chris pulls her over, "Hey you got proof insurance for that thing?" he asks. She reaches into her purse, and pulls out a Pringles lid. "Go ahead, but slow down" he tells her. The next thing you know, Nude Ned pulls her over, she looks at him and says, "Oh no, not another breathalizer test." Funny or what????
2006-07-01
21:13:43
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