Two vampires meet up for the hunt, one says to the other I hope we can find a drunk fool or a bum tonight, one says you go that way and I'll go this way, they agree to meet up at the same spot to go over their successes, a couple of hours pass by and they meet up, one comes back all bloodied and the other has not but a drop of blood on him, the clean one says, dam buddy you sure gorged yourself you lucky bastard, he looks at him and says not really, you see that light pole over there, I hit it on the way out, and just got up.
2006-06-23
18:49:31
·
6 answers
·
asked by
Anonymous
in
Jokes & Riddles