Does he crave brains? And is the only way to kill him now involve decapitation? I just wanna know in case he comes for me.
2006-06-23 18:49:04 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sow hen he comes back we can shoot him in his head.
2006-06-24 05:17:13 · answer #1 · answered by plastic star 3 · 3⤊ 4⤋
Particularly disgusting is the story about the crucifixion when suddenly there was an earthquake and dead people came out of their graves. Can you picture this? It resembles "Night of the Living Dead" Who could bare such a thing? It is so unnatural for the dead to rise (it's repulsive, like putting ketchup on ice-cream), and I don't know how such things find their way into scripture. I would say it comes from the same people who also can't keep their minds off blood. Blood this blood that.
2006-06-24 01:57:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Zombies" are fictional beings, as in the "walking dead." Jesus Christ is anything BUT fictional, and He is not dead, but alive forevermore. The "dead" who came out of their graves after the crucifixion, were not "zombies" (walking dead men) but RESURRECTED. There's a difference as you apparently are ignorant of. Some English grammar studies as well as bible studies would serve you well so as not to appear as a fool.
2006-06-24 02:04:15 · answer #3 · answered by Shalom Yerushalayim 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes-all rules of the zombie apply, and he built my hotrod too.
They rise from the dead to eat the flesh of the living, shuffle in slow pursuit and multiply exponentially. They bring civilization down----saving the more resourceful among us for last.
2006-06-24 02:26:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, Jesus is a zombie.
2006-06-24 01:52:10 · answer #5 · answered by N8ball88 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's like Michael Jackson in "Thriller". Now that is a scary thought.
2006-06-24 02:39:28 · answer #6 · answered by Beavis Christ AM 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, If there was ever any confusion before, you are now going to hell in a solid-gold handbasket carried by Satan himself. Congratulations and see you there.
2006-06-24 01:55:46 · answer #7 · answered by Kate D. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All of your jests have been making me very sad, and Jesus too. :-( .
I am sad for you, for your soul.
God doesn't take mocking like that very well.
Don't say anything you may regret later.
Peace & Love
2006-06-24 02:00:24 · answer #8 · answered by jewel of the nile 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good question. i supose it's who u ask because you could say he was/ is into mind control so, kinda, i guess the rules does apply. be careful, i think he's behind your couch!
2006-06-24 01:53:53 · answer #9 · answered by carmilla_delioncourt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pathetic. Is that the best you can come up with, dear?
2006-06-24 01:54:20 · answer #10 · answered by sacredmud 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋