Two vampires meet up for the hunt, one says to the other I hope we can find a drunk fool or a bum tonight, one says you go that way and I'll go this way, they agree to meet up at the same spot to go over their successes, a couple of hours pass by and they meet up, one comes back all bloodied and the other has not but a drop of blood on him, the clean one says, dam buddy you sure gorged yourself you lucky bastard, he looks at him and says not really, you see that light pole over there, I hit it on the way out, and just got up.
2006-06-23 18:49:31 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO gud one, thanx for the laugh
2006-06-23 18:55:21 · answer #1 · answered by Angel B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its a joker, but not one you would laugh out loud to you could say
2006-06-23 20:29:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one! 8/10.
2006-06-23 19:32:37 · answer #3 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
was tat a joke i suppose to laugh
2006-06-23 18:57:30 · answer #4 · answered by demon_d 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! yea, ive heard that one, but w/ bats! i loved it!
2006-06-23 18:59:59 · answer #5 · answered by Movie Girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my God, I don't get it! LOL!
2006-06-23 19:23:43 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Ms. Heart♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋