Once i came home and said "Dad, just got my driver's license and would like to use the family car."
Dad replied, :"O.K., son. But, first, you have to get good grades in school, keep your room clean, make the yard is neat, and cut your hair. Come back in a few months and then we'll see."
Well, aftr several months i went to him with my report card and said "Dad, I got great marks on my report card. I've been keeping my room as neat as a pin, and the yard is always ship-shape. How about letting me use the car?"
Dad replied, "That's all true, but son you didn't cut your hair."
I said, "But, dad, Jesus had long hair."
My dad replied, "Yes, son, you're perfectly right. And he walked everywhere he went."
I gaveup car for my hair.
2006-06-12
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