My father always has the lead........?

Question

Once i came home and said "Dad, just got my driver's license and would like to use the family car."

Dad replied, :"O.K., son. But, first, you have to get good grades in school, keep your room clean, make the yard is neat, and cut your hair. Come back in a few months and then we'll see."

Well, aftr several months i went to him with my report card and said "Dad, I got great marks on my report card. I've been keeping my room as neat as a pin, and the yard is always ship-shape. How about letting me use the car?"

Dad replied, "That's all true, but son you didn't cut your hair."

I said, "But, dad, Jesus had long hair."

My dad replied, "Yes, son, you're perfectly right. And he walked everywhere he went."

I gaveup car for my hair.

I fell into a cycle of classes, studying, working and sleeping. and Didn't realize how long i had neglected writing home until i received the following note from my father:

"Dear Son, Your mother and I enjoyed your last letter. Of course, we were much younger then, and more impressionable. Love, Dad."

Answer 1

Awww.... well you should've said, "but Cars weren't invented back then and I'm sure at some point he rode a horse!"

Good though... stand up for what you believe in.

Answer 2

the last one made me laugh

though I don't think you'd really give up a car just for a long hair.

you know hair grows fast.

Answer 3

Thats funny!

Answer 4

1st one is too old (but i gave my hairs 4 my activa)

2nd was good 10\10 from me

Answer 5

I like your second story. It's funny.

Answer 6

had read the story before

Answer 7

just do a massive practical joke

Answer 8

compromise....stick it under a baseball cap. lol

Answer 9

lol thats not true right

Answer 10

good one